Remember back when I said people with colds were going to start having a hard time because there would be stupid laws put on the books to restrict the purchase of cold remedies to slow meth-production? Well, here we go. All Sally Harpold wanted to do was buy some cold medication for her husband. Then …
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One Way To Turn All Your Friends Into Enemies In A Hurry
I can’t believe the lengths that Deputy Joe Russell went to in order to trick everyone into believing he had cancer. And for what? So they could give him some sick leave? Oh, he also got a bunch of money and an award for enduring all this cancer treatment. First, he said he had lung …
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Tools In His Ass
I hope this isn’t true. if it is, it’s yet another example of a story that can be told by starting with the words a Romanian man, and it also means that Viorel Firoiu, after eating cherries and becoming plugged up, decided to have a few drinks and thenplug himself up a bit more with …
I Can’t Save Time In A Bottle, So I’ll Just Give You Time In The Can
Let’s update the lexicon of things not to do during one’s trial, shall we? After one has been convicted, it is never a good idea to interrupt a judge’s sentencing to say get on with it. That will only anger the judge, causing him to tack on a few more years to your already long …
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Bangk Machine
The other day, Steve mentioned that South African bank machines were pepper spraying folks who try to tamper with them. Now I read that the cash boxes in Belgian bank machines will implode if forced open. Wacky stuff. Too bad that little nugget of info wasn’t told to the pair of gangsters who tried to …
Maybe She Should Have Secured The Box With A Few More Knots
So, Jackie Denise Knott, which is it? Was it that the box was secure on top of your van, held there by a clothes hanger, or was it that you needed your 13-year-old daughter to hold it in place? You can’t have it both ways. It’s a good thing the van was found before both …
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Some Kind Of Dud…
How do you mistake a hearing aid for a milk dud? Seriously. I know she said that the hearing aid just happened to fall right in the box of milk duds as she got back on the bed, but still… Time to get those hearing aids better fitted.
I Always New My Client Was A Butthead
We established long ago that it’s never good to smack your public defender around, nor is it smart to hit a juror. Here’s a new one. It is not advisable to head-butt your lawyer. The client’s lucky though. The lawyer says he’ll continue to defend him. Here’s some sweet video footage. I’m amazed at how …
Priority Too Late
I will never understand the prioritization of CPS cases. We can rip fathers away from kids over the mistaken purchase of a Mike’s hard lemonade, but this woman can leave her three small children alone and that’s no problem. Oh wait, now it is, because mommy dearest left the littlest kidlet in a hot car …
Goddess Got Your Tongue?
I know this is India, and I know people worship differently there, but really, is it ever necessary to cut out your tongue and offer it up to a deity? Ramveer Singh Baghel decided it was, and did. When people found him bleeding from the mouth and pointing to the feet of a giant statue …