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Why do I get the sense that these idiot kids started out playing either kick the flaming ball or lighter fluid tag? Note to the parents of the 12-year-old: Your son is a maniac, get him some help before he kills somebody. Finally, the kids admitted to filling a water balloon with lighter fluid and …
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A big round of applause for Bobby McHale. He must have studied that how to catch a bus film of years gone by as well as those helpful booklets and posters very well. He managed to get a certificate stating that he was qualified to catch a bus! The funniest part was he didnt’ even …
The story of Donna Munson feeding bears falls under the ha ha ha ha ha you’re stupid files. but sadly, because her actions affected more than her, there is far less laughter. the sweet old lady considered all the passing animals to be her pets, her babies. So, because she liked watching them and didn’t …
Listen, mom of Russell Gortzig. YouTube is not responsible for your kid’s deciding to light himself on fire like the guy in the banana suit did on YouTube. You know who is? Russell Gortzig is, and partially, so are you. If he didn’t see it on YouTube, he would have gotten the urge to set …
So if you end up in a Wal-Mart parking lot and someone offers you a 37-inch flat screen television for 100 bucks, it might just be an oven door. Just thought I’d warn ya.
After using that Nebraska safe haven law we used to write about all the time until it was finally fixed to unload 9 of your kids because you’ve lost the will to be a parent, what’s the next logical step? Well, if you’re Gary Staton, the answer is go out and knock up your new …
Oh boy, more from the UK. Now, a pool’s lane ropes were moved so that swimmers swam widths of the pool rather than lengths for health and safety reasons. and file this under the teaspoons are dangerous files. Now, if anyone is buying anything bladed, even a pizza cutter, they have to show they’re over …
Tow truck driver Nicholas Sparks needs to take multitasking lessons from Brendon Erhardt. Was Sparks an octopus? How else could he text on one phone, talk on another one, and then still steer? Oh well, he won’t be steering anymore, he slammed into a house and then His truck, along with the two vehicles he …
Here’s another example of dorks, ha ha, funny I should call them dorks, letting people who claim to be doctors shoot them full of who knows what. These ones were told the injections would enlarge their penises. Well, I guess technically they did, since all of the men contracted an infection so I’m sure there …
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Ahh the UK,it never lets us down…in a sense anyway. A group of pensioners have been banned from holding a coffee morning at a public library for health and safety reasons – in case they spill hot drinks on children. The seven members of the Over 50s coffee morning have been meeting every Tuesday for …
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