What kind of a defense is I just called 911 because I needed someone to talk to? That’s especially bad since the guy would call 911 and then drop the phone and run back to his car. Nice try, Bryan Paul Blanchard. It was a fail, but nice try.
Category Archives: that was dumb
Thoughts On New Millionaire
Wow, I missed Regis on this show. I know there are the reruns on the Game Show Network, but once you’ve already seen them there’s not much sense in watching again since you can’t play along. So far I like the changes they’ve made, and amazingly the celebrity experts haven’t been a complete embarrassment so …
Slurls
If you’ve ever gotten one of those emails that go around from time to time full of website addresses with double meanings, you’ll appreciate this. There’s an entire website devoted to verifying and compiling them. Be sure to check out the list of 100 Website Naming Disasters to get you started especially if you’re not …
Kitty Porn
Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief. I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else. Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out …
Another Episode of It’s A Joke, Guys!
I think I’m going to right Barbara Mikkelson and congratulate her on finally digesting the numbnuts who thought the piece of obvious satire I’m about to show you was real. Usually, she is extraordinarily gentle with the dorks she has to deal with on a daily basis. I’m also going to ask her how many …
Sacks On Fire
Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
Mr. Potatohead
A man walked into a Jersey City gas station to rob them. But the weirdest part about the story was what he walked in armed with. He had a gun in one hand and a potato in the other. A potato? Apparently a police officer says he may have seen movie scenes where a potato …
Ha ha ha, I Kill me!
Here’s a message for the kid who texted random phone numbers with the words “I’m committing suicide” and thought it was a good joke. you’re not funny. Learn better ways to be funny. You scared the shit out of complete strangers and wasted the police’s time. If you ever lose someone because they decide to …
When They Talk About Bedside Manner, They don’t Mean You Should Practice From Your Bedroom
A while ago I talked about sketchy doctors treating folks in sketchy places. Well, we can add Donnie Hendrix and his silicone injections to the list. Yeah, the guy gave silicone injections out of his bedroom, and killed a woman when somehow, while injecting her hips, silicone filled her lungs. How that happens, I don’t …
Well…That Explains Why I couldn’t Get Any Shows To Come Up On The Furnace.
Wow. Just a little over a year after a dude mistook the moon for a UFO, an elderly woman mistook the fireplace channel for her TV being on fire. thank god she didn’t try to throw water on her TV first. Then she would have had a real emergency.