Is this the type of guy who doesn’t follow instructions well? Does he buy a piece of furniture with numbered pieces and then just grab random pieces and try to put them together? I would imagine so, since he can’t get three steps in order. The three steps were supposed to be rob armoured vehicle. …
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It’s Not An iPod, It’s A Pea Pod
Next time you find 3 men sitting in a car full of laptops, cell phones and digital cameras and you decide you want to buy some, it would be good to look in the bag they hand you, especially after giving them about $866 U.S. If you don’t, you may find out you just paid …
Yet Another Ad Pile
It’s amazing that it doesn’t take us long to come up with another pack of ads that deserve mention. Here we go. They have these new Ford commercials telling you that you should really drive a Ford, and one of the big things they’re all proud of is how much electronic stuff is packed into …
Cash Cab
I’ve now become addicted to a gameshow I’d never seen before. I was visiting someone, and they had Discovery Channel on, and this show called Cash Cab came on. Basically, this dude is driving around in acab, and people get in, and then they find out they’re on aTV quiz show. As they drive to …
I Was Only Following Orders…
When I was in university, I got a call in the middle of the night from someone saying they were doing a study on meal plan use, and could they have my meal card number. I stupidly gave it to them..and as soon as I did, I realized this was probably a bad idea. I …
Neurotic Much?
This letter, which appears to come from the president of For The Love Of God, Tether Your Children To Your Person At All Times Lest They Get A Hangnail Or Something International, was published in the Mercury yesterday. Stuff like this drives me absolutely nuts. Folks like these, though well meaning in their own way, …
Folks, You’re Not Helping Your Case!
The story of Willie Jeter, who stole an expensive watch from courthouse x-ray scanners amid a whole pack of sheriff’s deputies and surveillance cameras while on trial for cocaine-related charges reminds me of that old story of Jessica Cohen, who stole a cellphone from a public defender’s office. Why did she come there? To get …
Dear Maggie Laidlaw
Why are you making me look and feel like an idiot? Yes, me personally. Do you remember 2006? Back when we had that election thing? I used one of my votes on you. I did that because I listened to you speak and read my newspapers regularly and thought you would be a good choice. …
Out Of Gas, Out Of Luck
These two dorks should have learned from this dork that if you rob a gas station, check your own fuel gauge. There were two of ’em and neither of ’em noticed. About a mile from the station, put put splutter splutter cough stop. Then they were arrested. I never thought I’d see two gas station …
I’m Getting Mixed Messages From the Pop
Hey there mom and pop of Pop, which is not the kid’s real name. You’re stupid. I know you have beautiful dreamy plans and only the best hopes for your little tyke, but you’re stupid to think they’ll work and not cause your kid harm. These people want to raise their kid with no gender. …