This Little Light Of Mine, I’m gonna LetIt…Ca Boom!

Why do people keep using lighters as a light source around flammable things? This woman was filling a gas can and decided she needed to see how much gas was in there, lit the lighter, and boom! the can exploded, the car set on fire, it’s now a shell of its former self. Luckily her …

Is He Slower Than The Elevator?

When I heard about the story of the man who didn’t think to call 911 when stuck in the elevator, I had sympathy for him. maybe he didn’t think his situation warranted calling 911. maybe he was trying to get a hold of maintenance for his building to see if they could get him out …

I’m Surprised She Didn’t Name Her Daughter Christine

Uh, remember how I said I couldn’t find anything to post about? How in the blue bloody hell did I miss the story of Jessica King? Here’s the quick and dirty version. Jessica King was 8 months pregnant. She decided to go drive to a meeting. It was icy. Even so, she thought it would …

To Have A shot At Being Proven Innocent, He’ll Need A Whole New Identity

I couldn’t find much to post, so I went back and found the story of this dumbass robbing a store in full view of security cameras. It’s not the fact that he robbed a music store in front of 8 security cameras that made me want to put it up, although that’s pretty stupid. It’s …

Dragonflies Are Faster Than A Speeding Bullet!

We’ve talked about people trying to shoot mice, but in that case, nobody was hurt. This time someone decided to shoot dragonflies, and shot his friend in the head instead. We don’t know if his buddy survived, nor was there any word on whether he managed to hit any dragonflies. Dragonflies? Seriously?

I Now Pronounce You…Prison Bitch

Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail. Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were …

Workking Concrete Canoe, That’s An Oxymoron

Student drowns while testing concrete canoe Ya think? I can’t figure out how so many people, as part of a civil engineering team, thought this was a fine idea. Concrete…canoe! Concrete…canoe! Should concrete be in a canoe? I know the guy sank because he didn’t have a lifejacket, but whatever happened to the canoe? It …

Giant Thought Motherload Comin’ In

I’ve had a few things I’ve wanted to write down, but I’ve been kinda busy and when I’ve had a second, I didn’t have the focus I wanted. Now I think I have what I need to write. Speaking of being busy, I’m still pretty busy right now, so the new template will have to …

Maybe Joe Should Get A Tattoo On His Face

Jared Rohrig sounds like quite the prize. He pretended to be his twin brother so he could get in bed with said brother’s girlfriend. When she discovered that he was not, in fact, Joe Rohrig, he pushed her back on the bed and raped her. But on top of the fact that he’s an asshole …