I think that deep down, there’s a little bit of Roger Stephens in all of us. But unlike 61-year-old Wal-Mart patronizing Georgians named Roger Stephens who have court appearances scheduled to take care of some pesky felony charges of cruelty to children, most of us understand that keeping that bit of us inside is a …
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Give Me Everything In The Register And Nothing Out Of the Barrel
If you’re the type of guy who holds knives to the throats of store employees and threatens to kill them while you rob their businesses of cigarettes and cash for a living, it’s likely a stretch to say the least for a reasonable person to believe that you have emotions. but22-year-old Scott Thomas Zeilinskiwould like …
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Flaming Stupid
Uh, do you really think that you can protect yourself from the wildfires of California by…hanging out in your hottub? Well, you can’t, as two people from Big Tujunga Canyon found out when they tried this. They’re now critically burned and in hospital. Why is it that I keep seeing this scene from the simpsons …
If We Arrest The Drunk Naked Guy, The Terrorists Win!
Here’s another drunk guy who walked into the wrong house. Poor Teddy Brisseaux won’t be able to say that he just dreamed this one. Police were dispatched to a Bruce Avenue house shortly before 4:30 a.m. Sunday after being told about a house break-in at a home a block from the defendant’s home. When officers …
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Painting A Picture Of Stupidity
Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …
How Did He Fail thee? Let Us Count TheWays.
I think I agree with chuck Shepherd of News of the Weird’s assessment that Hell’s totally waiting for Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez. Uh-huh, and I think there’s also a place for him if there ever is a fail hall of fame. Should we create it in honour of William Topaz McGonagall? Anyway, I digress. Let us place …
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>Hope It’s Not A Good Luck Charm
>Man Hospitalized After Drilling through Live Round to Make Keychain Charm Bla bla bla, another person drilling through, or hammering on, live ammo. but there was one line that spoke to me and said he needed a place up here. The man did not immediately seek treatment, but consulted with his neighbor and eventually went …
A Quick Anatomy Lesson
Here’s a helpful tip for anyone who has the uncontrollable urge to stuff a pen up their urethra. If you get it in too far, it will not come out your ass. It’s too late for the 57-year-old man who thought his urethra was connected to his butt, but he did manage to become a …
Brain Crash Cab
Remember back when I said Cash Cab’s contestants are smarter than Chain Reaction’s contestants? Well, I think I may have to take that back. I saw two dumb herds of people on cash cab that I think might fit right in on Chain Reaction. I wish I could find videos of these dorks. To make …
Kidnapped?
What’s with the rash of fake kidnappings lately? The first one we noticed was years ago when this woman faked her son’s kidnapping to get money from her hubby. But lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of them. I went back to see if there were more I’d forgotten about, and there were. There was …