Hey LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson, how the hell did you manage to shove 6 purses into your pants? That’s impressive. More impressively, how did you manage to get smoked by your getaway car twice? Even more, how did you not end up seriously injured right there? But the funniest part is even though you managed to get …
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Deal With The Tooth, the Whole tooth, And Nothing But The Tooth
I mentioned a dentist who liked to give chest massages, um, apparently in an attempt to illeviate a rare jaw disorder in my original pile of dentists from hell, but since that link is no longer working, I can’t verify if this one, Mark Anderson, is the same guy. If he isn’t, well we can …
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It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings
Here’sthe latest from PETA. They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens. I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves. “Nobody …
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Americans Are Not Stupid
Here comes your first Americans try to answer questions and fail spectacularly montage of the year. Somehow this stuff never gets old, nor does it get any less depressing.
1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure
Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called“101 Ways to Be a Great Mom”. I …
What Doesn’t Kill You, We’ll Lend A Hand To
Here’s another one of those activist logic things I need explained to me, because I’m just not gettin’ it. Over the last few months, somebody has beenblowing up sour gas pipelines belonging to the EnCana Corporationin British Columbia. It is widely believed that the bombings are linked to a threatening letter sent to an area …
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I’d Like To Buy A Clue, Pat
Judging fromthis,it’s pretty clear that they don’t screen the contestants on Wheel of Fortune the same way they do on Jeopardy. If they do, then today we’ve learned that the aim of Wheel is clearly to give away no money. Note for screen reader people: Click the second button in the Flash movie, or whichever …
I Hear A Train A Comin’…
Here’s a scenario for ya. You’re in acar. You make a wrong turn. You realize that oh crap, you’re stuck on the tracks! What do you do? Do you get out of your car, or…do you…call 911 and ask for help? I understand the panic of getting stuck on the tracks…but get out of the …
You Think that’s A Game?
I feel like a heartless bitch for wishing the Thelma Dennis treatment on Marie-Ève Dean and company, but part of me does. Her stupidity, involving thousands of calls to 911 over a fifteen-month period in which she and her brother-in-law said nothing, blocked legitimate 911 calls from getting through. I know they say she’s very …
Somebody Bombed Bomb Training
Why, oh why, if you found a suspicious device that looked like a bomb, would you bring it *in* a building? Hopefully the police chief gets out of critical condition so he can explain it to us. the other two involved certainly won’t be sharing any wisdom.