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I have no words forthis.Is there any real science to support or debunk the idea? Last month, at Killorglin District Court in Kerry, two separate drink-driving cases were dismissed after the presiding judge ruled that the steam of the defendants’ urine could have affected their alcohol readings taken during subsequent breath testing. They were not …
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I missed the jump,by a foot oooooooor two,oh if I’d only knew,now I’m a dead fellow. ANAHEIM, Calif. — A 27-year-old man walking home from a Coldplay concert plunged 30 feet to his death after he tried to leap across a gap in a bridge spanning a riverbed. Police say witnesses saw Guillermo Gomez, of …
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Carleton student council to rethink Shinerama cancellation I’d prefer repeal, but at least we’re getting somewhere. We’re probably getting somewhere based on the reaction of the sense making segments of the world rather than student leaders coming to whatever senses they may happen to have to come to, but I’ll take what I can get. …
Good idea: Stopping off at headquarters to present the police with a nice Christmas wreath to let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they put in.Bad idea:unlawfully obtaining said wreath from the market next door. Robert E. Dendy, 59, 290 Fletcher St., Apt. 3, wanted police to know how grateful he was …
If people liketheseare the future leaders of our nations, to put it bluntly, we’re all fucked. The Carleton University Students Association has voted overwhelmingly in favour of no longer taking part in the annual Shinerama fundraiser, an event that raises money for the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation because, they say, the disease mostly affects white …
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And now it’s time for another episode of For The Love Of God, Stop Funding This Crap! A recent study conducted by “researchers” at the University of Wollongong has found thatuniversity students use the labels on alcohol bottles, the ones that are meant to encourage responsible drinking, to figure out what will get them drunkest …
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This isn’t much of a story, just the vision of a driver crashing into a pole on ice while trying to munch down some cereal and ending up covered in milk and cereal simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me want to kill her! Seriously, eating cereal on a stretch of icy highway? Real smart. …
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Finally, the state of Nebraska has gotten around tofixing that stupid safe haven lawwe keephavingtowriteabout. Lawmakers in Nebraska gave final approval on Friday to adding a 30-day age limit to the state’s “safe haven” law to protect unwanted newborns from being abandoned in potentially dangerous situations. The absence of an age limit in the Nebraska …
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Here’s your latest episode of holy fuck that’s an understatement. A 30-year-old woman who fell 15 storeys to her death Monday afternoon at a Victoria high-rise was the victim of a poor decision, the regional coroner said yesterday. Um, yup. That’s definitely true. When you lock yourself out of your new digs that you’re moving …
Here’s another episode of it’s a goddamn joke, you lame-brained idiots. When I saw this last night, I was reduced to an inarticulate, babbling fool. Now, I think I’ve found my voice again. A bunch of nimrods at the University of Arkansas filed a racism complaint against a law professor, demanding he be removed from …