My my my, what a situation this is, and I can assure you that it’s all just a big misunderstanding. You see officer, I was not trying to suffocate this hooker so that I could take back the $100 I paid her. It sounds funny I know, but all that happened was I had this …
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Who, Who, who Looks Really Stupid
Oooo! Here’s another case of negotiating with a dummy. This one involved RSPCA and fire personnel trying to coax a plastic owl off a fire pole. Firemen and RSPCA officers were left feeling like right Twit-twoo’s after spending hours trying to rescue a toy owl from a telegraph pole. A passer-by – concerned the owl …
This Needs To Happen More Often
I read this, and all I can say is heeheeheeheehee. finally, somebody actually got busted for posting one of those gang initiates are gonna shoot women on Halloween hoaxes, only he claimed people actually were getting shot, which was where the trouble started. Andrew T. Lazaro, you suck. You might not have been arrested if …
More Than Ink Can Say
Yet another dim bulb hasgone and pulled a Wolfname. This time it’sDarnell Louis Frazier of St. Paul, Minnesota,who gave a false name to police in an attempt to avoid 5 arrest warrants but was given up by the tattoo of his real last name on his neck. Maybe this is a good time to go …
I’ve gotQuestions, readers Have Answers
Well, it looks like I’ve found all the answers to my questions about ads, thanks to someone who reads but never comments. She says the falling toonies are for Canada Savings bonds, the ad with Silent Night in it is for Pampers and a bunch of babies are sleeping. But the most disappointing one was …
That’s The Best He Could Come Up With? *Clang*, Guilty!
Here’s another one for the stupidest lines of reasoning used to try and explain away sexual abuse files. first, we had the guy who said his poor eyesight caused him to touch the wrong girl, and now we have a guy who said the only reason he touched his girlfriend’s developmentally delayed son was they …
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Shut Up And Listen, Would Ya?
It’s sad that some people don’t understand what it is to have an open dialog, and they’d rather have a monolog and call it dialog. there was a rally downtown showing support for the idea of a coalition government. It was endorsed by some of our city councilors. The people running the rally were being …
Aww But Ya Said!…
Note to Honesty Knight: When the nice officer tells you it’s ok to smoke during your traffic stop,he’s not talking about pot.Got it?
MMMMM…Dirty Coins!
Even if Anthrax didn’t exist or wasn’t all over the news for the better part of the last 7 years,thiswould still be a poor idea. A luckily for her unidentified employee at the Cyprus Credit Union in Sandy, Utah was given some coins covered in white powder by a customer. Not knowing what it was …
Duherama
Carleton student council reinstates cystic fibrosis fundraiser I’m glad things turned out well in the end, but I still don’t think it’s good enough. Only 2 of these goofs resigned from the council. Donnie Northrup, the one who put the motion forward to begin with, and some other crybaby named Sean Maguire who is now …