This is so dumb. A kid decided to show his support for the Tampa Bay Rays by having his hair cut in a Mohawk. But apparently this was grounds for in-school suspension for him because the haircut was too distracting to other students, and “When students start commenting on it in class, it’s hard for …
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>Who’s Infringing On What?
>I’d better take notes. If I’m crossing the border, I’d better not have any weird sketches of SUV’s. Otherwise, I’ll end up like Jerilea Zempel. For some unknown reason, they decided that her odd-looking sketch of a crocheted SUV with mirrors for ears was a sign of copyright infringement. They searched her car from stem …
They Might Have Seen This Coming If They Could Have Seen Around The Test Subjects
From the truly groundbreaking research department comes a positively shocking piece of news. Seems that researchers from Cornell University have used the wonders of science to prove conclusively thatfat people tend to have different buffet habits than smaller folks. Among their findings were shocking revelations such as obese people sit an average of 16 feet …
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Hold the Phone! No, Hold Your Gun!
Here we go, making fun of texters. So, first rule is don’t walk your dog and text, second, don’t drink and drive and text, and finally, don’t send text messages while holding someone at gunpoint in a car. You have to set the gun down, and then your captive will get it while you’re distracted, …
Is A Fox’s Tail Really That Cool?
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …
From The company Who Brought You The Escape, We Now Present The Kid Leash
Wow. This is the stupidest idea I’ve heard in a while. It’s right up there with making Alzheimer’s patients wear RFID tags. Now, Ford has come up with a special key for a parent’s teenager that can be programmed to limit the speed of the car. It will also limit the car stereo’s volume and …
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Dale Gilbert, you’re dumb. If you’re a subcontractor for the Department of Corrections, you know that having and distributing child porn is against the law. You should know this anyway, but working for the Department of Corrections, you really have no excuse. So…do you think it’s a good idea to put child porn in your …
I Looked At What?
Here’s the sequel to the whole filtering out sites that seem to have obscene words in them saga. Now, some numbnut was ordered to go through the Tampa fire station computers looking for evidence that firefighters were looking at porn. How were they doing this? They were looking for files that contained the words “gay,” …
Things That go Speed BumpIn the Night
God. First we had the grandmother who thought the hood of her car was a fine place for a three-year-old, and now, a mom who thinks car-surfing is a perfectly good hobby for her kids. She won’t think that anymore, one of her kids fell off after she hit a speed bump and kissed the …
This Post Has Been Dropped Off Here Thanks To The Great State Of Nebraska
The number of children legally turned over to Nebraska hospitals thanks to the state’spoorly written safe haven lawhasjust risen by 9. The kids, dropped off by their father at the Creighton University Medical Center, range in age from 1 to 17. It’s not yet known why they were left there, but a news conference has …
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