Something Tells Me This Book Won’t Be Available In The Ludington Library

I don’t know how to feel about this story. A librarian in the small town of Ludington wrote an unflattering book about her experience in the library. She did use a pen name, but she used a picture of her town’s library on the cover. Soon enough, because people could figure out who she was …

>Newsflash, You’re Busted

>Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …

>A Different Boob-Inspector

>Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …

Try Going To A Park Next Time

Yeah, let’s put our three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of the car and drive around a parking lot, only at a snail’s pace, don’t worry, to let her get some air and have some fun. No, let’s not. Does this woman forget that even a snail’s pace in a car is fast? Or should we …

A Couple More Snake Stories

Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …