In case any McDonald’s employees were wondering, the number of times you can screw up the same person’s order in one day before that person takes a shot at you is apparently two. On the evening of Feb. 9, Torres and an unnamed driver reportedly stopped for food at the McDonald’s location in the 400 …
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Deathamphetamines
Getting caught in a lie sucks. But you know what probably sucks more? Being so afraid of getting caught in a lie that you’d rather take a big ‘ol slug of meth juice to prove to the friendly officer that no, you’re not smuggling drugs across the border. And you know what I’ll bet sucks …
Lean Forward…And Silence The Woman Talking About Important Things
Yesterday, I got to be impressed with our local CTV news for the first time in a while. I was worried leading up to 6 o’clock that they would lead with Justin Bieber because he’s from around here, but instead they went with things much more important (the Quebec seniors’ home fire, to be specific). …
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Slapping The Baby Will Mean Something Completely Different Where He’s Going
Remember Joe Hundley, the drunken, “nigger baby” slapping Delta passenger? He’s going away for a while, no flight required. In October, Hundley pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. While prosecutors recommended a six-month prison term, a federal magistrate today opted for a harsher sentence due to Hundley’s prior conviction for assaulting a girlfriend. Hundley apologized …
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Divorce Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means…Whatever That Is
If Jane Mulcahy was smart, she’d have used all that lawsuit money to buy herself a dictionary or 12. Then again, if Jane Mulcahy was smart, she wouldn’t have tried to sue her lawyer for not properly explaining to her that getting a divorce would end her marriage. The Roman Catholic argued that the lawyers …
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Just Don’t
Let me make sure I have this straight. You stomp the bejesus out of a guy who ran afoul of the always pay your prostitute rule while you’re wearing your Nike made Jordan shoes. You’re found guilty of this and some other crimes and are given a 100 year prison sentence. This is Nike’s fault …
The TSA’s 12 Banned Items Of Christmas
Yeah, this is kind of a christmas themed video, but is there ever a bad time to point out how stupid the TSA’s can and cannot take on the flight with you rules are? The TSA’s 12 Banned Items of Christmas
What Does This Say? Why Would I Want To Pop My Mummy In The Bog? That Makes No Sense
Perhaps Jamal Garrett should have been a doctor instead of a criminal. Doctors seem to get along just fine with some truly shideous handwriting, but bank robbers…not so much, it seems. Police in Antioch, California say that Garrett, 29, walked into a Wells Fargo bank on Monday and handed a note to a clerk. But …
U.S. Customs Demolishes 13 Handmade Flutes. Your Move, United
I imagine Boujemaa Razgui wishes that United had just broken his guitar. As much as that whole situation sucked and was shitty, it sounds much more pleasant than being out 13 irreplaceable handmade flutes because some dope at Customs in New York’s JFK airport mistook them for chunks of bamboo and had them destroyed. In …
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No Officer, I’m A Victim Too…Of Myself
You know that home invasion trick where you realize that the cops are on their way so you convince one of your victims to tie you up and say that you’re a victim too? Yeah, that works about as well as everyone smarter than you would expect. As police and SWAT units arrived, one suspect …