Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? Who stands up in a meeting and says “I’ve got it, you guys! I can solve our fat people problem! You see, what we’re gonna do is wait until they’re 18, set a minimum butterball threshold and then text them every day to remind them that getting off …
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Being cheated on and dumped is a pretty shitty feeling. And naturally, there are several ways one might react when it happens. Some folks cry out their eyes, some folks throw glasses, some folks throw back a few glasses, some yell and scream and still others take it all in stride and do their best …
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In case any McDonald’s employees were wondering, the number of times you can screw up the same person’s order in one day before that person takes a shot at you is apparently two. On the evening of Feb. 9, Torres and an unnamed driver reportedly stopped for food at the McDonald’s location in the 400 …
Getting caught in a lie sucks. But you know what probably sucks more? Being so afraid of getting caught in a lie that you’d rather take a big ‘ol slug of meth juice to prove to the friendly officer that no, you’re not smuggling drugs across the border. And you know what I’ll bet sucks …
Yesterday, I got to be impressed with our local CTV news for the first time in a while. I was worried leading up to 6 o’clock that they would lead with Justin Bieber because he’s from around here, but instead they went with things much more important (the Quebec seniors’ home fire, to be specific). …
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Remember Joe Hundley, the drunken, “nigger baby” slapping Delta passenger? He’s going away for a while, no flight required. In October, Hundley pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. While prosecutors recommended a six-month prison term, a federal magistrate today opted for a harsher sentence due to Hundley’s prior conviction for assaulting a girlfriend. Hundley apologized …
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If Jane Mulcahy was smart, she’d have used all that lawsuit money to buy herself a dictionary or 12. Then again, if Jane Mulcahy was smart, she wouldn’t have tried to sue her lawyer for not properly explaining to her that getting a divorce would end her marriage. The Roman Catholic argued that the lawyers …
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Let me make sure I have this straight. You stomp the bejesus out of a guy who ran afoul of the always pay your prostitute rule while you’re wearing your Nike made Jordan shoes. You’re found guilty of this and some other crimes and are given a 100 year prison sentence. This is Nike’s fault …
Yeah, this is kind of a christmas themed video, but is there ever a bad time to point out how stupid the TSA’s can and cannot take on the flight with you rules are? The TSA’s 12 Banned Items of Christmas
Perhaps Jamal Garrett should have been a doctor instead of a criminal. Doctors seem to get along just fine with some truly shideous handwriting, but bank robbers…not so much, it seems. Police in Antioch, California say that Garrett, 29, walked into a Wells Fargo bank on Monday and handed a note to a clerk. But …