This is the stupidest lawsuit I’ve seen in a while. Jesse Dimmick has filed a $235,000 breach of contract lawsuit against Jared and Lindsay Rowley. That sounds fairly routine, until you hear what the contract was and how it came to be. Two years ago, Jesse Dimmick was a wanted man. He was a suspect …
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Quality Time…Served?
I wonder why Charles Edward Meinhart Junior just had to visit his dad so badly. His dad was in jail, and he came in to see him, looking a little drunk. When he was informed that it wasn’t visiting time, he lost it, and got himself arrested. Not only that, but while officers were talking …
Two Calls, One Boat
Hello, 911? My name is William Hodges and I need your help. My boat has run out of gas. I’m about a mile from shore in the Gulf of Mexico and I’d rather not be stuck out here in this 17 foot crab boat all day. Thanks. Hello, 911? I’m calling from the I.C. Sharks …
You Drink Water? You Know It’s Not Good For You, Don’t You?
You’d think I’d know better by now considering these are the same people who created pages upon pages upon a few more pages of regulations governing what counts as a proper looking piece of food, but I still thought this was satire for a minute. After three years work by 21 scientists, the European Union …
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Drunk, Alcoholic, Idiot, What’s The Difference?
Talk about doing everything wrong. Drinking and driving is one of the stupidest, most dangerous things a person can do. Drinking and driving while wearing your “I’m Not An Alcoholic, I’m A Drunk” t-shirt, that’s even worse. Drinking and driving while wearing that shirt and then ploughing your car into a police cruiser…this really isn’t …
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All The Balls Are Soft, Much Like The People
I understand that Canada still has certain ties to the UK. The force feeding of all the royal wedding garbage as actual news at the expense of everything else made that perfectly clear if it was ever in doubt. But friends or not, ties or not, that doesn’t mean go ahead and start adopting their …
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You’re Gonna Score Me Some Drugs? Wow, What A Trooper! Oh Wait, You Really Are A Trooper
Let’s start today by adding this fellow to the wrong number files. Yes, Aaron Sartin. The police probably do have lots of drugs hanging around. But unless you luck into a corrupt one, they generally get them from guys like you, not sell them to guys like you. The Nebraska State Patrol said that one …
I’ll Save You!…From Me…Oh, I See You’ve Got This One. I’ll Just Run Away Then
I’ve heard tell of a lot of dumb plots in my time. This one, to be charitable, is fucking stupid. Yes, that’s charitable. Allow me to explain. Robbie Suhr has a wife, a couple of kids and a house. He also has a thing for the exchange student that’s been living with him. This thing …
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An Unwritten Rule Of Hockey
I doubt this comes up in many training camps, so here’s a good tip for all you kids out there. If you’re gonna play hockey, always, always! remember which team you’re on. It might just save you a punch in the face during a goal celebration one day. Here’s a description of what’s going on …
iPadato
The paper laptop and wooden iPad scams have moved across the pond, where we find that a man in the UK has parted with £200 for an iPad that turned out to be a laptop bag full of potatoes. That’s right, citizens of Spartanburg. There are people in this world even slower than you are. …