Disney Will Screw You Up

This run-down of the worst lessons taught by Disney movies is funny. I’ve watched all of those movies, or at least parts of them, and yeah, I can totally see the authhor’s point in some cases. Others…I dunno, maybe if I really stretch my brain. all of them are funny though. Let’s run down the …

I’d Like To Buy A Clue, Pat

Judging fromthis,it’s pretty clear that they don’t screen the contestants on Wheel of Fortune the same way they do on Jeopardy. If they do, then today we’ve learned that the aim of Wheel is clearly to give away no money. Note for screen reader people: Click the second button in the Flash movie, or whichever …

Yeah They Can Edit Out The Smart People, But Still…

A TV station in Milwaukee sent a reporter out to the mall to ask average Americans questions from the United States citizenship test. Since you’re reading about this on the Vomet Comet, I bet you know how it went. That’s right, everybody knew every answer and it was concluded that the country is in good …

It’s Way Mind-Numbing, It’s Wendy’s!

I was watching TV, and suddenly, I jumped up and had to come post something. The Wendy’s commercials are for complete and utter morons. They have to be! Let’s go down the list of horrors I’ve heard spat at me by that woman they have doing all their talking in those commercials. Why not start …

9 0 2 1 Oh My God I’m Gonna Get Roasted!

So. Last night I found myself sitting on the couch with my sister at around 8pm and noticed I did not have control of the remote…. and I knew exactly what she was going to flip on since she used to love the old school version and because it had been pimped for months now. …

More Things Suck

If you’d like to read Matt’s thoughts on more things in the media that currently piss him off – text “STEVEGAY” to 12345. If you’d like to read about Matt’s family vacation when he was 10 as he camped in Algonquin Park – text “STEVEFAT” to 12354. I’ll wait. That’s what I thought. Advertisers have …

While We’re On The Subject Of Things That Suck…

All the recent talk around here about bad music and things not being what they used to be got me wondering about something. Does anybody in the world still watch Saturday Night Live? And if by chance any of you do, do you watch it more out of habit and hope that it will some …