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A TV station in Milwaukee sent a reporter out to the mall to ask average Americans questions from the United States citizenship test. Since you’re reading about this on the Vomet Comet, I bet you know how it went. That’s right, everybody knew every answer and it was concluded that the country is in good …
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I was watching TV, and suddenly, I jumped up and had to come post something. The Wendy’s commercials are for complete and utter morons. They have to be! Let’s go down the list of horrors I’ve heard spat at me by that woman they have doing all their talking in those commercials. Why not start …
When I first started receiving emails about this, I wasn’t even going to dignify it with a response. But when it started crawling into my local newspaper, I decided I had to say something. Apparently there’s some movie called “blindness” that’s coming into theatres near us. Members of the national Federation of the Blind saw …
Morning, Campers! Has anybody heard that song Paper Planes by M.I.A.? It’s kinda trippy. I may get flamed for saying I like it but it’s kind of catchy. Sure it’s poppy but at least it sounds different than anything else getting churned out right now… and I’ll give them points for that. The NFL kicks …
So. Last night I found myself sitting on the couch with my sister at around 8pm and noticed I did not have control of the remote…. and I knew exactly what she was going to flip on since she used to love the old school version and because it had been pimped for months now. …
If you’d like to read Matt’s thoughts on more things in the media that currently piss him off – text “STEVEGAY” to 12345. If you’d like to read about Matt’s family vacation when he was 10 as he camped in Algonquin Park – text “STEVEFAT” to 12354. I’ll wait. That’s what I thought. Advertisers have …
All the recent talk around here about bad music and things not being what they used to be got me wondering about something. Does anybody in the world still watch Saturday Night Live? And if by chance any of you do, do you watch it more out of habit and hope that it will some …
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Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
Who gave it permission to drop to 11 degrees outside in the middle of August? I realize I shouldn’t complain since in a few short months it’s going to be -11 and I’ll be longing for mornings like this here shitty one, but still, going from 30 and air so thick you could eat it …
Here’s another great collection ofscrew-ups from the news. If that link doesn’t work, try this one. There’s some good stuff in here. You might have to watch it a couple of times to catch everything. For blind people using JAWS, press the 0 button in the Flash movie to get it to play. Those of …