Alexander Alcantare needs to learn from his mistakes, or one of his mistakes may kill him. He’s an animal lover, and doesn’t sit back and wait for others to do what needs to be done. So when he saw an aligator with an arrow in its head, he thought he’d trap it and get it …
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Do Some Call Him The Gangster Of Divorce Lawyerin’?
This,from what I understand, is a completely serious ad for Florida lawyer Steve Miller’s DivorceEZ service. sure beats the hell out of all those “Bernard Shapiro got me a huge cash settlement!” commercials we generally see all the time. And for anybody who got the Richard Jeni reference in that last sentence, I tried to …
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Unintentional Bee Beard
Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …
This Is, In Fact, Gold
What’s a guy to do when he’s suffering from both Asperger’s and Tourette’s syndromes and is currently “ticcing like a ‘mofo’”? Well, if that guy happens to be Guy Daniel Francis, the answer is simple. Record a Tourettes karaoke version of Gold by Spandau Ballet andupload it to YouTube, of course. Good on him for …
There’s A Reason They Went With Barnstormers And Not Brainstormers
Here’s a clip of some hilariously bad baseball from a game in the independent Atlantic League between the Lancaster Barnstormers and the Somerset Patriots. Having just allowed a 1 out triple in the bottom of the 12th inning, Barnstormers’ pitcher Lance Odom decides to employ, as they used to say in the old cartoons, a …
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Braak Braak, We’ll All Be Dead, We’ll All Be Dead…
We were just talking about a guard bird in a pet store. Well, here’s one that was specially trained to be a lookout for cops by Colombian drug dealers, but this time, his warnings came too late. He’s apparently saying “run, run, you’re going to get caught!” in this video clip here. Are there any …
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I’m Sure The Opossum Wishes It Was Dead
I came across this video on how to give an opossum a proper pedicure and so many questions flood through my head. Let’s just watch the video, so then I can remember all the questions. Ok, so she starts off by saying today we will learn how to give your opossum a proper pedicure! My …
Don’t Forget To Get Out And Support Your Local Marathon Of Family Ties Reruns
Since it’s soon going to be Terry Fox run season here in Canada, now might be a good time to inform you all that for all these years, it appears we’ve been doing it wrong. If this clip from NBC’s 2010 Olympic coverage is accurate, the man whose name in which we are truly running …
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What Wrestling Used To Look Like
It’s pretty rare to come across wrestling video from the 1930’s at all, and it’s even rarer to find it with sound and full commentary. According to the video description, this match between Jim Londos and Bronko Nagurski took place in Philadelphia on November 18th, 1938 and was for the Los Angeles version of the …
Goodbye, Robert Schimmel
In a way it’s kind of fitting that I got the news thatRobert Schimmel died in a car accidentin an email from one of my old high school friends. I think I was in grade 10 when I first saw him on TV and thought hey, this guy’s not bad. I didn’t give it much …