I’ve spent a good bit of space here telling you all why Canada’s Stephen Harper Conservative government sucks a juicy fat one, so I won’t bother rehashing. You can do a search here if you can’t figure it out for yourself. But since I pride myself on being a fair man, I must give the …
Monthly Archives: April 2012
They Sofa King Took Our Idea, But I’m Sofa King Cool With That
Back sometime around 1994 or so, a buddy and I got an idea. We should open a furniture store and call it Sofa King. Just think of the advertising possibilities, we thought. Our prices are Sofa King low…the selection and service are Sofa King Great…you get my drift. Like a lot of our ideas, we …
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Ooooo! Cheeeeese Dooooodles!
Ah the things that come at me through Twitter. This story of a man’s happiness at the sight of Cheese Doodles is awesome when you finally watch a video of his glee. I think I might be pretty happy to see those snacks after wandering around the south pole for 86 days, but there’s something …
Now Anonymous Wants To Whoop Some Judge Rotenberg Ass
When I saw that Anonymous was threatening the Judge Rotenberg center, I was conflicted. here’s a brief history on what sounds like a horrible place. On one hand, I thought it was kind of cool of them to be standing up for those who probably have no voice. Maybe this video of things will bring …
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Do Not Use Borat For Research
Ya know, in my old story about the blunder in the Croatian national anthem where an opera singer belted out a line about having a penis that was a mountain, I said that if something laughable happens during the singing of the national anthem, we should just laugh it off. Well, in the case of …
I Just Unlocked The I’m A Stalking Victim Badge On Foursquare!
Yee ha. I’m up late because Trix inexplicably has a raging case of the scoots, so I figured why not post something? Hopefully whatever I post won’t be really boring or full of nonsense. It’s almost 4 in the morning. I should be snoring. But oh no. I’m awake. But hey, it could be worse. …
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