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I’m Sure It Did, But Still…
30-Year-old Scott Mitchinson was tragically killed in a freak accident on June 19th. It is believed that he met his end when he stepped on an exposed electrical cable that had been obscured by flood water. Mitchinson’s father told the media when reached for comment that the news “came as a massive shock.” Wherever young …
I’m All Shook Up, Even Though It’s Mandated That I Be Less Shook Up To Prevent Illness
I hate ragging on the UK so much, but when I see things like this it’s hard not to. We can all agree that heart disease is a big problem, but be truthful, do any of you actually think that governmentsspending piles of money on new salt shakers that only have 5 holes instead of …
I Like You, So Here’s How This Works. I Find And Post, You Read And Enjoy. No Games Here
Thisis a poor way to approach just about anybody, especially when you hope to nail the person at some point. What a fucking dork.
>The Article Is Fake But The Point Is Valid
>Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years I’m thinking really hard, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never met a person (excluding activist types) who doesn’t feel this way.
I Feel Worse Than This Post
Plans could change, but right now I’m having my ass handed to me by some kind of cold/flu type thing so I’m not sure how much I’ll wind up posting today. To give you an idea of how bad things are, I had to fix no less than 8 typos in that last sentence, more …
Pay No Attention To The Man In The Squad Car
HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …
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If We Did This To The Brains Of The Bureaucrats I Bet We’d Find The Same Result, Too Small
Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …
Canada Day Quiz
Since I spent my Canada Day outside drinking beer like any self-respecting resident of this country should have been I’m a day late on this one, but what the hell. It’s not like punctuality has ever meant much to us. This is the Maclean’s Canada Day Quiz,a test on which I scored 50%. Yes, I …
He’s Gonna Be Someone’s Prison Table
Arthur Price Jr., the picnic table molesting Ohio man wereported on back in Marchhas beensentencedto 6 months of…well…hard time. He pleaded no contest to charges of “disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency” and is now a felon. I wish I had a snappy way to end this, but I’m coming up enpty. Feel …
