Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought that they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the local high school counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the redneck asks. The counselor answers by saying, “Let me give you …
Monthly Archives: December 2004
Who Builds This Stuff?
I noticed something really stupid about my fridge yesterday while I was putting away groceries. The egg section in the top of the door only has 20 spots in it. I’m sure that at this moment a few of you are probably thinking who cares, but let’s face it, if you were looking for hard …
Bizarre reversals
Explain this to me. There are no ophthalmologists for humans in this city, but there’s one for dogs. What the hell? Why does a dog need an ophthalmologist anyway? It’s not like he’s gonna drive anywhere. I mean if the dog’s doing some kind of work, then ok, but most dogs sit around, gnaw on …
I’m back.
Sorry for the unbelievably long silence from me except for drivel on the comment boards. That’s what happens when your plumbing breaks, your phone breaks, parts of your supposedly brand spanking new computer break, you have exams, and then you scurry home for Christmas, to your parents’ house who have dialup, and you just get …
Merry Christmas
This would have been awesome to watch, and I’m not talking about the race. Santas run right out of Christmas spiritBy Simon de Bruxelles THERE was no shortage of suspects matching the description when police were called to a fight in a small Welsh town. More than 30 drunken men dressed as Father Christmas were …
Welcome Back
What a busy and eventful few days it’s been. So much is going on that I’m not sure how I’m going to cover it all. What that basically means is that I probably won’t, because there’s only so much I want you all knowing about my life. I mean seriously, I’ve seen the lengths that …
Spongiest Movie Ever
Well there. That didn’t take too long. Only about 2 days and I’m back here \again. Tonight I went to see…. wait for it…. the SpongeBob Squarepants movie. It’s not what you think. A friend of mine was babysitting and was gonna take her guest and so we decided to tag along since we had …
Ah, Why Not?
So holey crap, it’s me. I don’t remember the last time I posted here but it was certainly a while ago. I see Steve and Carin have been getting some pretty good numbers in my absense so I figured I should come back and try to post a bit more regularly to try and bring …
Eat Fresh
HOUSTON – A Houston man got “heated” over a cold sandwich and threatened to kill a Subway manager and blow up the shop, police said. Delvin Nelson, who works for the city’s public work’s department, was arrested for making a terroristic threat Wednesday night. Nelson was apparently angry because his steak and cheese sandwich wasn’t …
Why Automatic Ad Targeting Will Never Be Perfect
When you type the words north pole into Google, the first sponsored ad you see is this one. “North PolePlan a vacation- Save time & moneyGreat hotel rates, reviews. Affwww.tripadvisor.com” If I have to explain this to you, you’ve probably already booked the trip.
