This list of potentially offensive Christmas gifts is just funny. Christ on a motorbike? A toaster that stamps your bread with the Virgin Mary? A nativity scene including the Israeli security fense, complete with the wise men on the wrong side? Teddie-bear urns? But this is the reason it grabbed my attention. They have a …
Monthly Archives: December 2007
Was Everyone at Hershey On Drugs?
Yeah, this sounds like a great idea. Hershey has decided to put out a candy that looks remarkably like nickel bags of drugs. What could possibly go wrong? Hmmm. Let’s see. People could get wrongfully arrested for eating candy. Kids could accidentally get a hold of bags of drugs and swallow their contents thinking they’re …
Horse Shit From A Different Direction
I wasn’t going to blog this, but it keeps calling me, begging to be mentioned. There’s a group home that owns 3 acres of property within the city limits. They want to have two miniature horses for therapeutic purposes. But because of some neighbours being worried about potential problems, the horses have been removed because …
300 Pounds Of Love?
Ug. No wonder she stole his wallet. I can’t see a 300-pound prostitute getting much business. Wow I feel mean right about now. But I keep hearing the one quote they have of her repeating in my head, only in this horribly large voice. “Do you want a date?” *shiver*
Maybe It’s Time To Make Some Room
Wow. I’ve bitched about people forgetting their kids in their cars before, but the story of Jennifer Carter loading them into the trunk because her car was too full of cargo to fit them where they should ride takes the cake. Luckily, the kids weren’t hurt, and mommy dearest is being charged, but good lord. …
Sink Your Teeth Into This
I said a little while ago that we had too many creapy dentists. Well, we must, because a robo-dental patient has been created to be able to let a dental trainee know when something hurts. That’s cool. But, this female look-alike’s sensors include some on her breast area to detect if she has been touched …
Three Wrongs Definitely Don’t Make A Right.
Wow. A few months ago, at Rhode Island Hospital, a neurosurgeon relied on his memory to know which side of a patient’s head had the problem and found out his memory wasn’t so good, and the patient died. Fast-forward to November, at the same hospital, when another neurosurgeon opens the wrong side of another patient’s …
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This Beats The Donzer Song Any Day
Oh my. I wish something like that could happen with our national anthem. I’m trying to think of what words someone could fuck up to make something nearly this amusing. Hmmm. Anybody got any ideas? Basically, Tony Henry, an English opera singer who spoke 0 Croatian, was askd to sing the Croatian national anthem at …
Stop In The Name Of The Anthem
Man, I’m all for patriotism, but having all traffic stop for the National anthem sounds like a recipe for disaster. Thank god, when someone proposed that bit of legislation in Thailand, someone else thought they should think about it for a while. Imagine if you missed the memo? Then, after you smashed into your fellow …
It’s A Real Cool Pub, And You’re Not Part Of It
Maybe I’m crazy, but the idea of a bar setting up a swipe card system to keep the crazy drunks out just sounds dumbest of dumb. But that’s what the Pelham Buckle in Britain is doing. Here’s the first reason this just seems idiotic. How many times do people try out a new bar just …
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