Try Going To A Park Next Time

Yeah, let’s put our three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of the car and drive around a parking lot, only at a snail’s pace, don’t worry, to let her get some air and have some fun. No, let’s not. Does this woman forget that even a snail’s pace in a car is fast? Or should we …

An Aptly-Named Wacko

In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …

"I Punched That Girl – And I Liked It!"

I’m so sick of that god-damn I Kissed a Girl Song. Holy Shit! Enough! It’s not even a clever song – it was just an excuse to make a mildly sexual video and give drunk 20 year old girls an excuse to make-out in night clubs. …Alright so the song’s not all bad. But still! …

Man’s Best Friend, Even In Death

I can’t decide if this story makes me sad or angry. A guy drives out on the prairie with his dog and commits suicide. The dog stands guard over his body for six weeks. It’s worth noting that she didn’t nibble a single toe. The dog is rescued and reunited with her family. First, there …

I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars

Sorry about the obscure title – but I’ve had that song stuck in my head for the last…. 4 months or so. It’s pretty much the greatest thing ever. This will basically be a stream of consciousness – largely geared around sports so if you’re not a sporty kinda person you can probably scroll on …

Guess What. Our Systems Are Different

There’s been some controversy over whether or not some of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Olympics are honestly 16, the minimum age at which somebody can compete. Quite a few people have a hunch that they probably aren’t, saying that they look more like kids who are any where from 7 to 12. I …

Site-Tweakage Is Finally Complete!

Last Tuesday, I started changing old posts so they had a proper title. Now, finally, *collapses in a heap*, they’re done! Well, they were done yesterday morning, but this is the first time I had a chance to post about it. Every single blog post has its title field filled in! Here’s a quick and …