>9 0 2 1 Oh My God I’m Gonna Get Roasted!

>So. Last night I found myself sitting on the couch with my sister at around 8pm and noticed I did not have control of the remote…. and I knew exactly what she was going to flip on since she used to love the old school version and because it had been pimped for months now. …

You’ve Got Questions, We’ll Get Hatemail

Greg Twilly, a man who is far and away everybody’s favourite commenter, just asked me some questions. “How come the mascot for the Paralympics isn’t missing a limb or something? And what the hell is that thing supposed to be? It sort of looks like a gay cow.” Tasteless yes, but the man’s got a …

It’s Those Little Things Like That That Piss Me Off

To the dude in this story: I know it would suck if I went into the gas station john, probably because I really had to go, and they didn’t have any toilet paper. But dude, did you truly have to start slugging the piss out of the owner and knocking over displays? You must have …

I Asked for The Bag, Not The Old Bag!

Has this woman never flown before? Hopefully she’ll fly again, and read the instructions more carefully. Apparently, she thought the instructions told her to lie down on the conveyer belt, ya know, the ones designed for luggage. She did, and found herself in the baggage-handling centre, miraculously unharmed, and she even made her flight. I’m …

I’ll Take Your Stuff, You Should Take My Advice

I guess a burglare in Christchurch, New Zealand, found the act of stealing from a home way too easy. After stealing some stuff, he left a note with, um, helpful advice. “Put your cat out and turn your alarm on, dumb arse,” it read. Two things. How often does a burglar leave behind security advice? …

Claim: Lawyers Are Scum. Status: Multiple — See Below.

I have said time and time again that I love Snopes for their ability to thoroughly debunk hoaxes. But I read something from their site that completely disappointed me. I have to wonder which one of them is a lawyer, or if they have lawyers in their family. How else canyou explain this? They make …