Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
>So. Last night I found myself sitting on the couch with my sister at around 8pm and noticed I did not have control of the remote…. and I knew exactly what she was going to flip on since she used to love the old school version and because it had been pimped for months now. …
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Greg Twilly, a man who is far and away everybody’s favourite commenter, just asked me some questions. “How come the mascot for the Paralympics isn’t missing a limb or something? And what the hell is that thing supposed to be? It sort of looks like a gay cow.” Tasteless yes, but the man’s got a …
Look. I love the Jays – but it’s over. I’m so tired of hearing how far back they are. It doesn’t matter anymore. Everytime I watch Sportscentre or listen to a radio on the update where they recap the Jays score, they always end with “with the loss/win the Jays are now 9 games back …
To the dude in this story: I know it would suck if I went into the gas station john, probably because I really had to go, and they didn’t have any toilet paper. But dude, did you truly have to start slugging the piss out of the owner and knocking over displays? You must have …
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Please, somebody help me figure this one out, because I’m just not getting it. What is it about playing golf for a living that makes the ability to speak English so important that there needs to be a policy saying that anybody on the LPGA tour who can’t will be suspended until they can pass …
Hello, kiddies. I trust everyone had just a super long weekend. I know I did. I was ready to write this post this morning but it took a few extra hours to get the last remaining bits of alcohol drained out of my liver. It’s been a busy few days on both sides of the …
Has this woman never flown before? Hopefully she’ll fly again, and read the instructions more carefully. Apparently, she thought the instructions told her to lie down on the conveyer belt, ya know, the ones designed for luggage. She did, and found herself in the baggage-handling centre, miraculously unharmed, and she even made her flight. I’m …
I guess a burglare in Christchurch, New Zealand, found the act of stealing from a home way too easy. After stealing some stuff, he left a note with, um, helpful advice. “Put your cat out and turn your alarm on, dumb arse,” it read. Two things. How often does a burglar leave behind security advice? …
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I have said time and time again that I love Snopes for their ability to thoroughly debunk hoaxes. But I read something from their site that completely disappointed me. I have to wonder which one of them is a lawyer, or if they have lawyers in their family. How else canyou explain this? They make …
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I can’t sleep, and then I see this. I’m angry, not because someone was horribly hurt, or someone was a tool, or some politician is passing a law to fuck us all over. No, I’m angry because this is once again proof that we are all getting inexorably dumber. I need to make an effort …
