I definitely agree that this is insulting to something, but I’m not sure if it’s more insulting to our intelligence as a people or to the folks rooked into being part of some stupid commercial. I’d consider boycotting Burger King over this, but I already don’t eat there because almost every time I get stuck …
Monthly Archives: December 2008
MMMMM…Dirty Coins!
Even if Anthrax didn’t exist or wasn’t all over the news for the better part of the last 7 years,thiswould still be a poor idea. A luckily for her unidentified employee at the Cyprus Credit Union in Sandy, Utah was given some coins covered in white powder by a customer. Not knowing what it was …
Like Father, Like Son…Sort Of!
Gees! Five-year-old Jack Burt and father Sam are a tough pair. The little guy hit the school bus driver in the head with an apple core and got kicked off the bus. So, the dad said he had to walk the 13-kilometer trek to school. Father and son walked it together, all two hours of …
Don’t Try That With The Guards At Juvenile Hall
James Patric Fitzgerald, meet Joseph Cora. You both need serious help. You don’t hold your own mother at knifepoint, spray her in the face with mr. Clean, and then hit her in the kne she just had surgery on because she said your friend couldn’t come over and that you should do your homework. God, …
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She Talks Trixie Talk
Hey everybody. It’s been a while. did ya miss me? Of course you did! Everybody loves me and misses me and wants to pet me and…oh yeah, I can’t get a pet. I’m working right now. So the c-c-c-c-cold is coming back. But somehow, this year, it doesn’t seem so scary and confusing. for one …
Failed Advertising
I’ve got a bunch of things that make me go “What the hell?” when I see them on the TV, so I thought maybe if I wrote them up here, somebody could explain them. either that, or everyone will be just as baffled as I am. they’re all TV commercials. Ok, in the first one, …
Trying To Make Sense Out Of Canadian Politics
Since everybody else is doing it, I might as well throw my voice into the current Canadian political discussion. I wasn’t going to bother, but because so much of what I’m hearing is so wrong, I don’t feel like I can hold out anymore. Let’s look at a few of the key points that keep …
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That’th Jutht Great, The Polithe Are Here. Thith Ith Going To Be Thuch A Meth
I understand exactly0% of the logic at play here.I also think somebody’s not being totally honest about his usage. A man removed his clothes in front of several children to “prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamine anymore,” investigators wrote in charges filed Monday. The man, 26, was wearing only shorts …
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You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Part Of Your Name
Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig I’m drawn to this story not because of what happened, but because of this part right here: Investigators found the victim’s hair in “disorder.” She said she and the alleged wig-snatcher lived together for eight months. She knew his first name, but apparently …
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Duherama
Carleton student council reinstates cystic fibrosis fundraiser I’m glad things turned out well in the end, but I still don’t think it’s good enough. Only 2 of these goofs resigned from the council. Donnie Northrup, the one who put the motion forward to begin with, and some other crybaby named Sean Maguire who is now …