My sleep sucked last night and I’m feeling lazy as a result, so I’m just going to jam the few things I wanted to mention so far today into one post. Here we go. I survived Toronto, over-priced beer, biblical flood and all. The game was great. I got to see a win, they opened …
Monthly Archives: August 2009
Stuff That Came Out Of My Head
Ok. Must take another break from labeling. I have everything labeled up to December of 08. Only 7 months to go. Go me! God, I turn into such a labeling zombie. I get so used to typing “news, that was dumb” that things that don’t deserve that tag almost get it and then I have …
Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!
Making sandwiches for mom is serious business,apparently. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe 49-year-old Anthony Pilla, who found it necessary to pull a gun on his brother while the 2 argued over that very thing. The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home …
Continue reading “Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!”
Whoop Ass Tastes A Lot Like Vegetables
If there is a lesson to be learned fromthis story,I think it would have to be do not under any circumstances pistol-whip Toyia Taylor. It’s a lesson I’m not so sure Gregory Banks will be able to remember seeing as he is currently in critical condition at St. Vincent-Mercy Medical Center, the victim of a …
Slurls
If you’ve ever gotten one of those emails that go around from time to time full of website addresses with double meanings, you’ll appreciate this. There’s an entire website devoted to verifying and compiling them. Be sure to check out the list of 100 Website Naming Disasters to get you started especially if you’re not …
Who Wants A Violent Beating
I’m happy to see the Regis Philbin version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire make a comeback. There’s nothing wrong with Meredith Vieira, but for my money you can’t beat the original. They’re changing it a bit from the way things used to be, which sounds good and bad. On the not so good …
The Guard Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On…Or does He Have An Extra One?
I’m not usually all for prisoner lawsuits, but this guy can go ahead and sue. Jerry Ray Brock was in jail and got a new prosthetic leg. When he was transferred to another prison, a jail guard told him he couldn’t take the new leg with him because it was a medical device. Um, wouldn’t …
Continue reading “The Guard Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On…Or does He Have An Extra One?”
Brad’s Letter to the Editor
It appears that the letter to the editor bug went and bit Brad. This letter is a beautiful thing, aside from the fact that he misspelled his own name! what’s that all about? So because I loved it so much, here’s his letter, saved forever in case it disappears off the Brantford Expositor website. Blind …
Dude Looks Like A Cripple: The Aerosmith Concert Watch Continues
Well…guess Steven Tylerisn’t as okasI had heard. Turns out the fall from the stage messed him up but good, to the tune of a broken shoulder and stitches in the head. Stitches in the head don’t mess up your tour when you’re rock and roll, but a broken shoulder, that’s a little different. I’ve never …
Continue reading “Dude Looks Like A Cripple: The Aerosmith Concert Watch Continues”
Kitty Porn
Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief. I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else. Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out …