I think I’m going to right Barbara Mikkelson and congratulate her on finally digesting the numbnuts who thought the piece of obvious satire I’m about to show you was real. Usually, she is extraordinarily gentle with the dorks she has to deal with on a daily basis. I’m also going to ask her how many …
Monthly Archives: August 2009
>Love Thy Non-Fat, Non-Bald, Non-Tabloid-Reading Neighbour
>This story about the church of England telling its members to be more welcoming toward certain groups has my brain spinning in many directions. First, I’m glad somebody realized that church, although it makes claims of friendliness and desire to reach all of God’s people, often isn’t the most friendly and welcoming of places. In …
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Sacks On Fire
Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
>What A Drag It Is Getting Old
>Aerosmith must be determined to either not play any shows on their current tour or kill themselves, because things are just getting ridiculous now. This summer has alreadyseenSteven Tyler out with a hamstring injury he got during a show in June, Brad Whitford missing the whole tour up until a few shows ago because he …
Mr. Potatohead
A man walked into a Jersey City gas station to rob them. But the weirdest part about the story was what he walked in armed with. He had a gun in one hand and a potato in the other. A potato? Apparently a police officer says he may have seen movie scenes where a potato …
Ahh The Good Old Days
This is some pretty neat baseball history, most of which I didn’t know.The Top 10 Baseball Records That Will Never Be Broken
Keep Trying, Fellas
Linkin Park Wants To Be World’s Best Live Band Before you work on that, maybe you should try writing a decent song first. Ok so that’s not entirely fair, they didkinda sorta write one.Thing is it’s only good because it doesn’t sound anything like them.
My Butt Hurts
If you feel like getting ripped off today but you’re not sure how to go about it, here’s an idea. Buy a couple ringtones from Rogers. I’m not sure if it’s the same with every company, but Rogers and the music industry have teamed up to lay an epic assfucking on anybody who dares try …
That’s Random?
I probably wouldn’t have posted this story about this girl forcing little kids to perform sex acts on each other until I saw one sentence by the offender’s mother. In an attempt to plead that her daughter’s name not be placed on the sex-offender registry, she said “She really is a good kid. This is …
Pepsi Mouse
You know you really really love diet pepsi when you keep buying it and drinking it even after finding a dead mouse in a pepsi can. Yeah, now they just buy the bottles and pour it into a glass. That makes it so much better. I wouldn’t be able to drink the stuff after drinking …