Eddie Fatu, probably best known to wrestling fans or anybody who reads my wrestling posts here as Umaga,died today at the age of 36 of what is believed to be a massive heart attack. He hadn’t wrestled for WWE since being released in June reportedly due to his second violation of the company’s drug testing …
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Correction to the Access Recognition Awards Release
Remember back a while ago in a comment thread, I said I would be apologizing for errors in apologies? Well, the reason I said that was I had to submit something to the media to fix that Access Recognition Awards press release. My apologies to the family of Mildred Kingdon for misspelling her name, and …
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Kate, You’re Gonna Be Famous
I just saw on Kate’s blog that she got interviewed on CBC’s Mainstreet. How cool! She’s gonna go far! To listen to her interview, which is in Real Media, go here. If you have trouble with Real Media, let me know, I’ll see what I can do. I don’t know if Zamzar can convert ram …
I Think This Is The Template For Every Dumbshit Stands In Line To Buy Something Stupid Article Ever Written
New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable Able to remain operational for longer periods of time and occupy a demonstrably smaller three-dimensional space, the new device is so advanced when compared to the old device that it makes the old device appear much older than it actually is. However, the new device is reportedly not so …
I’m Sorry About All Of This, It Was Just One Of Those He Said, She Vandalize Type Situations
You’re a teacher. One of your co-workers makes some comments about you that you don’t particularly like. What do you do? If the police theory is accurate, what you do if you happen to be Brenda Sue Rawls is round up a 7th grader from the school you teach at, some sardine juice, condoms and …
A Little Wednesday Afternoon Blind Guy Cell Phone Photography
The last time we did thisit was summer, Carin was hammered and they turned out pretty funny.Now it’s my turn to take a kick at the can as it were. Unfortunately I don’t currently find myself in the same sorry state as our little friend did that night, but I’m just as blind if not …
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You Know What Wouldn’t Be Funny?
The poor little kid in this story is so destined for doom. I mean, look at who he has for role models! The story begins with a child being babysat by Jonathon Michael Miller, his mother’s current boyfriend, and Stephen Ray Dilley II, his mother’s ex who is the father of one of her other …
Her Mail Should Be Marked Certifiable
As soon as I saw this story, I knew it deserved mention up here. Joan Najbar sent a letter to her son who was in Iraq. It came back stamped “deceased.” She was pretty upset, understandably so, and went on a hunt to find out if this was true. She found out that it wasn’t, …
Sibling Pievalry
I was beginning to wonder how it could be that we made it through a holiday based pretty much entirely on food without hearing about anyone getting beaten with some of it. Well,good things come to those who wait.Thank you, yet to be identified Texas brother and sister. The 26-year old brother from Texas City …
We Represent The Singing Synth Guild.
Guess what! We’re back with more singing computers! Believe it or not, I have found more. Actually, I found the original repository that started this whole stroll down memory lane. It’s here, but the server is slooooow. So I put the poor server to work until I had all the ones I wanted. You can …
