I Scream, You Scream, I’ll Shoot You Dead If We Don’t Get Some Goddamn Icecream Over Here

Thank you Joseph Hayes for doing your part to set a good example for the next generation…of criminals who think the world is shitting on them while owing them everything. According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and …

Late Breaking News. Very, Very Late

A while ago, Carin and I stopped watching our local CTV News At 6. We’ve flirted with this idea on and off over the years, but in the end our old person spirits would always win and we’d go back. The problem with the CTV news isn’t that the personalities are bad or that we …

Oh No! Sighties Are Trying To Go Stealth!

I remember back a while ago, we had a commenter named Joe Clark who would get all mad if we made a gay joke. “Oh, but if they made a blind joke, you wouldn’t be laughing, now would you?” I will answer him by linking to this. And I’m laughing. I’m laughing, and hoping that …

Sorry, You Can’t Have It Your Way

Here comes another guy showing off his whopper at Burger King. It says here that Joseph Kovaleski would come into a burger king several times, sit in a booth facing employees, and pull out his thing and continually touch it. He claims it’s all lies, and he would never have done such a thing. But …

Somebody Was Embracing Ingenuity, But It Sure Wasn’t Bank Of America

This is the best thing ever. Bank of America tries to foreclose on your home. You owe Bank of America 0 dollars and in fact never have owed them more than that because you paid for the house outright. The case goes to court, where you easily win. Bank of America is ordered to pay …

Vomit Comet, The Mobile Edition

There aren’t scoobillions of them coming here, but looking at the stats and seeing how many people are using phones and other portable thingies to piss around on the net these days, it struck me as a worthwhile idea to enable Blogger’s new mobile version option. Soooo, everything working as it should, if you come …

Twisted Family Tree View

Theme song time. You know, programming forums make for pretty dry reading most of the time. But every now and then, something like this appears, illustrating that you never know where you might find something entertaining, or sickening, or both of the above. I am the developer of some family tree software (written in C++ …

There’s Another Spreading Malignancy And It Isn’t Cancer

Wow, we have more people pretending they have cancer. Here’s Douglas Archie Clark. This one is extra special for two reasons. First, he managed to con people out of almost a million dollars. Second, he said he was in the military! So, this got the veterans to be pretty upset. Soon it will be impossible …

His Story Doesn’t Stand Up, Although Something Else Does

I know this has been all over the news, but he needs a place up on the blog. There was an up close and personal picture of a guy’s stuff taken and posted to a Twitter account. The owner of the account, a guy, says he was hacked. People don’t believe him. His name? Anthony …