An Old Poem Has A New Reader

Sorry I haven’t written much over the past while. Believe me, I have a pile of stuff that caught my attention, and hopefully I won’t completely forget it all. Plus, I want to have something in the Assistance Dog Blog carnival, and the deadline is coming up…fast. So hopefully that means more posts from me…unless …

>Gummy Bears, Stumbling Round And Falling Everywhere

>With resourceful ideas like this, how can America not be a gloabal leader in math and science? Honestly, if anywhere near the amount of energy went into useful things like fixing the debt or curing diseases as goes into methods for improving laziness and the being hammered experience, that country would be whipping the world’s …

And Now A Message From The US Fail

If you don’t realize that the good old postal mail is in trouble and is dying a slow, agonizingly painful death, you don’t own a computer, aren’t entirely sure what a blog is and probably aren’t reading this anyway, so why am I talking to you? For all of you who are still here, check …

Today In Pretty Friggin Cool: The Touchscreen Brailler

My old blind man self doesn’t much care for touchscreens just yet, but since that’s where the world is headed, gadgets like this thing have the potential to save us a lot of money if they work as advertised. And I admit it, the idea is pretty neat. A group of researchers from Stanford University …

The Cuffs On His Wrists Weren’t As Nice As The Watch, But He Needed Them More

We’ve said it many times. there are good times and bad times for robberies. What those are can sometimes be debated since everybody likes slightly different working conditions. But no matter how you feel about either side, it’s hard to make even the flimsiest of arguments in favour of the working habits ofMark Burgin. Burgin, …

What A Silky Soft Timeline I Have

I have not a clue why you would want to do this, but if you aren’t me and feel that you could benefit from such a thing, here’s some info on how to build yourself a Twitter and RSS feed printing toilet paper dispenser. Yes, it will actually print things onto toilet paper. I guess …

If I Knew You Would Catch Me Doing Wrong, I’d Have Done Wrong More Stealthily

I’m going to assume though I may be wrong that the good citizens of Huntsville, Ontario had not seen the kind of dumbass side of Claude Doughty before they elected him mayor. The reason I bring him up are the comments he made after a series of emails between himself and Tony Clement relating to …

The Next Tiny Classified Ad With His Name On It Will Be An Obituary

It’s hard to get all sappy about this one since scumbag just radiates off the guy, but the apparent suicide of Don Lapre is worth a mention as far as I’m concerned. If you’ve been reading a while or if you know me reasonably well, the fact that I tend to have trouble sleeping probably …