Let Martial Note In Triumph Float, And Liberty Extend Its Mighty…Penis?

I tweeted a few minutes ago that I wasn’t sure where to put this if it indeed needed to be put somewhere here at all. That’s right, I’m on Twitter in case you’ve forgotten. Anyway, I had a pretty good feeling that it was ending up here, but where? The two obvious choices were do …

Finally, Some Positive Black Friday News

Thanks to the Borowitz Report for reminding us that not all Black Friday news has to be bad news. “We have been looking for evidence that the economy is on the mend,” said Davis Logsdon, chairman of the economics department at the University of Minnesota. “When people resort to homicide to buy a Blu-ray player, that …

More Black Friday Freebies

We started the day with some complimentary Walmart pepper spray, and now we keep the Black Friday fun times a rollin’ with a nice round of this Hollister is taking too damn long to open, so let’s bust in and start loading stuff. Around 12:30 this morning, Hollister was burglarized by a crowd of Black Friday …

The Black Friday Sales Are A Little More In Your Face Than Usual This Year

Here’s a Black Friday deal you may have missed. A woman at a Walmart in Los Angeles was giving out free pepper spray to customers late last night. Yes, you heard me, free. Why such a deep discount? It’s actually pretty simple. When you don’t have to pay for the bottle it usually comes in, …

Observations, Updates, And Other Goofiness

Here comes another giant pile of thoughts. The other day, the oldies radio station was on and The Poppy Family That’s Where I Went Wrong came on. And, unbidden, my only thought that came out loud and clear was “oh that poor bus stranger!” At that point I just started laughing. I didn’t feel one …

More Songs About Roundabouts

What is with people wanting to sing about roundabouts? First up we had the roundabout dance for pedestrians, next up was the roundabout dance for drivers. Now, in Ireland, a driving instructor has written yet another roundabout song. Now there’s a fellow who says “aboot”. Something about this song is strangely catchy. Drivers might learn …