Winamp May Still Have A Few Llama Whippings In It After All

It appears Winamp may not be as dead as it seemed. AOL-owned (but not for long) Winamp and Shoutcast are reportedly being acquired by DIY online streaming platformRadionomy. TechCrunch picked up a Winamp forum post by an individual who noticed that the Winamp domain name pointed to Radionomy servers. That is a clear indication of …

The Rapid Packing Container: A Way To Make Cardboard Boxes Suck Less

There are a lot of complicated problems in the world that need solving, but even so, I’m glad there are still folks out there working on the simple ones. For instance, how do we take some of the pain in the ass factor out of the everyday cardboard box? The anser may come in the …

What Are You, Nuts? Put Down The Squirrel!

Rarely have I experienced the crushing disappointment that comes with a failure to procure adult beverages in advance of a holiday. What can I say, when you’ve got your priorities in order, that sort of thing just doesn’t happen. But when it does, it’s not the end of the world. Sure it may feel like …

What Does This Say? Why Would I Want To Pop My Mummy In The Bog? That Makes No Sense

Perhaps Jamal Garrett should have been a doctor instead of a criminal. Doctors seem to get along just fine with some truly shideous handwriting, but bank robbers…not so much, it seems. Police in Antioch, California say that Garrett, 29, walked into a Wells Fargo bank on Monday and handed a note to a clerk. But …

Not Only Is This Kid Better Than You At Music, He Gets To Play It In Front Of A Big Crowd With A Cool Band

How awesome would it be to be good at stuff? Good at stuff the way music playing kids like Aidan Fisher are good at stuff. Watch as this 11-year-old boy absolutely shreds the living crap out of some Van Halen with a little help from the band Steel Panther during a concert that took place …

The Punching Game Makes me want to Punch things

I’m writing this from the bus. I’m headed home to my folks so I can at least see my sick step-grandpa I was talking about. I expect I’ll be exhausted but it’ll be worth it. So anyway, I was looking around on Twitter because…well…what else can you do when you’re just riding a bus? I …

U.S. Customs Demolishes 13 Handmade Flutes. Your Move, United

I imagine Boujemaa Razgui wishes that United had just broken his guitar. As much as that whole situation sucked and was shitty, it sounds much more pleasant than being out 13 irreplaceable handmade flutes because some dope at Customs in New York’s JFK airport mistook them for chunks of bamboo and had them destroyed. In …