Those Rotary Phone Kids React To Walkmans

From the people who brought you Kids React To Rotary Phones comes the latest reminder that we’re gettin’ old, you guys, KIDS REACT TO WALKMANS. Pretty sure I died a little inside when the one kid exclaimed “My grandpa has these!” when shown a set of our old headphones. And here are the bonus reactions …

They’re Back!

Here’s Gill with some breaking news. TLC sucks, everyone. Just when you thought it was safe to watch TLC. You’ve heard of Sharknado, and this summer’s cleverly named Sharknado 2 The 2nd one? Here’s something that might cause you to run to your online yellow pages, and find the nearest psychotherapist. Sex Sent me To …

I Don’t Even Know Who I Am Anymore

What a way for 30 years on the run to come to an end. Today, Smith conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle registered to Gary Dixon. The driver identified himself to Smith as Gary Dixon. James Dixon has twin brothers, Gary and Larry Dixon, and officials suspected that James Dixon used at least one …

Musical Rob Ford And Baby Rob Ford

And now, because hey, why not, here are a couple of Rob Ford related videos for your enjoyment. I enjoyed ’em, at least. Keep it the hell away from about 99% of the music I listen to on your average day, but sometimes, autotune is a wonderful thing. Rob Ford Sings “Ford Nation!” Rob Ford …

Mike MacDonald Is Alive, Well And Still Really Damn Funny

Last night, Carin and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show like we do every year and as always, it was great. This year’s edition featured Arthur Simeon, Cristela Alonzo and Robert Kelly with host Mike MacDonald, who I can now take off of my must see live at least once list. Seeing …

We All Scream For Ice Cream, But Not Everyone Busts Up A McDonald’s While Nearly Naked First

You’re going to click this link, and you’re going to start asking questions. “Why in the name of god would you bust up a McDonald’s for no reason,” you may wonder. “And what ever would possess you to stick around and eat ice cream directly from the machine afterwards?” You could take the easy way …

The Warrior Spirit Will Live Forever, Even If The Man Won’t

I hardly know what to say. I’m completely shocked. WWE.COM broke the news just now that the Ultimate Warrior passed away at the age of 54 just a day after he returned to Monday Night RAW. “WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE Superstars …