In these types of stories, usually the crazy one is the customer. But not always. According to cops, the 19-year-old patron asked for more soy sauce after receiving his takeout order Sunday night at Dayton’s Dragon City eatery. That request somehow triggered an argument between the teen and Allan Lin, a 40-year-old cashier. As detailed …
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Chicken In Black Makes A Lot More Sense Now
Thanks to this Stories Behind 10 Johnny Cash Songs article from Mental Floss, I finally know what the hell was up with that weird Chicken in Black song he did in the 80s. In the video above, he’s dressed in bright yellow, accessorized with a powder blue cape. Sound a little off-brand? It was. In …
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United Breaks WWE
United Airlines has gone and lost something important belonging to someone important again. This time it’s Dolph Ziggler’s luggage, complete with WWE Intercontinental title. Hopefully he gets it back in one piece. United doesn’t exactly have the best record when it comes to that sort of thing. WWE Intercontinental champion Dolph Ziggler has been writing …
Richard Jeni’s Albums Are On iTunes Now. This Is Awesome
I’ve posted a few Richard Jeni videos here before, so I figure I should share the message I got from his newsletter the other day. He’s one of my favourite comics, so this news makes me really happy. Hi Everyone, We are so happy to announce that Rich’s comedy catalog is now available for digital …
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It’s Not The Size Of The Boat, It’s The Motion Of The Metallic Objects You DIY Into The Boat That Matters
Why would you…who would ever…what would possess someone…Jesus no!!!!!!!!! A Malaysian man who implanted 10 metal ball bearings in his penis to bolster his sexual abilities had to have the balls surgically removed when they started to rust. The man, identified as Ramli, 44, told the Harian Metro newspaper he implanted the balls himself after …
Flaming Imbecile
I was a teenager once and I still love a good prank, but that doesn’t always mean I understand some of you idiots. For instance, when the driver is driving the car you are in, leave him alone. Talk to him, make him laugh, but under no circumstances should you touch him. Alright, if he’s …
Goodbye, Fred Gissoni, The Fred of Fred’s Head.
I saw this 2 weeks ago, but didn’t have the ability to write it up. This. A short goodbye post to someone. Yes, blame Captain Nameless Illness. I think most blind people know of the “Fred’s Head” website. If you don’t, google something blindness and technology-related, and you’ll likely find it. It had everything about …
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This Will Blast Away Your Happiness
Nothing like a little depressing reading to get me started blogging. So I was looking at Twitter, loo dee dum dee doo dee hum dee…what’s this? SEVEN THINGS YOU LEARN SURVIVING AN ATOMIC BLAST… Whaaat? And I have read some depressing cracked articles. this one, or this one, or this one, even this one, but …
Hands Off The Network And Nobody Gets Hurt
Who knows how much of a thing this will actually become given the tendency of the CRTC to basically let big media do whatever the hell it wants, but I feel like I should probably say my piece just in case. WWE Network Fighting to Stay on TV in Canada – According to the Wrestling …
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How Do You Get Rid Of Your Landline When Your Landline Is Your Doorbell
For all sorts of reasons, Carin and I have been thinking a lot lately about getting rid of our house phone. We each have cell phones. We have unlimited Canadian long distance calling on them. We don’t call the States much, but if we need to we can always buy some Skype credits for cheap. …
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