Man, some people really hated this. Me personally? I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and had so much fun. Then again, I’ve never been one to think that wrestling has to always be one thing. Giving a mostly serious presentation doesn’t prevent you from using comedy and vice versa. If the mix is …
Monthly Archives: August 2021
Peas
We haven’t posted many jokes lately, so here’s one. Credit or blame goes to Carin who saw it on Facebook and knew I would laugh. Q: What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas? A: Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but chickpeas can only hummus one.
The Sex Offender Shuffle
A friend sent me this out of the blue last night and I laughed and laughed. Lyrics are here. In case anyone asks since apparently there’s been confusion about this, no, it’s not real. It’s a parody of the Chicago Bears “Super Bowl Shuffle” from 1985. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4otQ5C-ZZIc
Whataflasher
Not that any of you need a reason to refrain from exposing yourselves in a Whataburger drive thru, but if you’ve been on the fence about it, perhaps knowing that you won’t be fatally exposed to a great big truck while running away if you don’t might swing your vote. When the officer arrived, the …
How Are There Still Gangs After This
You know, if more of the homies from the hood had seen this back in 1992, the world would be a very different place today. In 1992, the El Paso police department fancied themselves rappers in this cautionary tale about gangbangers. The song’s called “Think Twice” (words & music by Greg Brickey) and it’s pretty …
Here Comes The Ba Da Ba Ba Bride
I have nothing much to say about these people who got married at a local McDonald’s. I’m really only posting this so I can make that title joke. But since I’m here, come on, CTV. The best you could come up with was “McWedding vows”? Step it up, guys. Anyway, congratulations to the happy McDoubles. …
Did You Say We Needed Honey?
Once again, Steve sent me a story about bees that made me squirm. It appears a guy went grocery shopping, but when he came back to his car, the back seat was full of bees, and I do mean full. There were 15000 bees in the car who had just started to swarm. What amazes …
1-800-Got Nightmares
There’s this commercial that comes on for 1-800-Got Junk that says something about “Call 1-800-Got Junk. We’ll be there before you hang up the phone.” If I could link to it, I would, but it’s not anywhere I can find. Every time I see it, I can’t help but think of the bit called “No …
Shut Up, Team Prime Minister
My god, the balls on this guy. Canadians pull together? We work as a team? That’s how we get big things done? By finding ways to work together? It’s what we always do? Whatever you say, Mr. only person in the whole damn country who is convinced that nobody is working with him so we …
What If Blink-182 Had Written Don’t Stop Believin’?
Had I not known what this was ahead of time, there’s a pretty solid chance it would have fooled me, at least for a while. The music and vocals are pretty much spot on. If you ever wondered how Mark and Tom would sound on the iconic melodies of Don’t Stop Believin, you’re in luck …
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