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Thanks, Jen, for the lead on this one. So, we have learned that United breaks guitars and US Airways breaks spirits. Johnnie Tuitel, a motivational speaker with CP, was flying to one of his speaking engagements when he was told by a gate agent at US Airways that he could not fly alone because he …
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Here’s another example of animal rights activists doing stupid things. Apparently the Animal Liberation Front just couldn’t stand the sight of a deer farm. So, they cut the fense, allowing the deer to escape into the surrounding forest. And what season is it right now? Deer hunting season. And what kind of deer are these? …
I first read this story because it involved a dude stuffing 8 steaks down his pants and running off with them, and I thought he might have had a less than pleasant encounter with a police dog. But oh no, that didn’t happen. What did happen was pretty funny. A store employee noticed that the …
Here’s a kid who, before this whole mess, looked to have a dismal future. The nine-month-old baby’s situation was brought to light when a woman showed up at the police station with the little girl, saying she didn’t want to look after her anymore, and she could not get the mom to pick her up. …
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Ro mentioned an assistance dog blog carnival, and asked folks if they wanted to participate. Once I figured out what the heck a blog carnival was, I figured I’d throw a post onto the pile. Maybe we’d get some new people reading us. The topic is firsts. So any first to do with assistance dogs. …
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You know, at least Karl Kornrumpf was close to his house when he tried to break down the wrong door. He was only one street over, not 8 miles from it, or worse yet, 46 miles from it. Two things stand out. That’s one tough door, and he sure seems like an honest guy. I …
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Ray Mitchell said last week that he was going to send the Guelph Mercury a nice happy letter asking what figures of speech it would be safe to use etc. I haven’t seen his letter, but I did come across this beautiful piece. I’m officially a fan of Francis Prescott. I experienced a mixed reaction …
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How’d you like to be in the area where this happened and witness this bizarre chain of events? Bartlesville police received a report of a citizen needing assistance in the 400 block of Southeast Adams Boulevard. The victim there reportedly told police that Ishem had gotten into his truck and stolen his donut. As police …
Well, just when you thought the story of Palm couldn’t get any sicker, it does. This type of thing has happened before, only in that case, folks were able to pry open the doors in time. Apparently that time, Translink did nothing about it. I hope to hell this time, they will sit up and …
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Here’s a little screenreader comedy to start off your day. Eloquence and ESpeak have a duel! At first, I got bored because it was this Harry Potteresque duel, but oh oh oh, it gets better. Stick with it. For those who don’t know, Eloquence has this tendancy to crash if you write something like w …