The Man Has No Chance, The Parrot Will Talk

Damn it I wish I had a name on this guy who was shaking the hell out of a parrot. I have to wonder if it’s Jim Eggers and the parrot was his service bird. I’m sorry, that was mean. Or maybe the bird was one of those lookout birds. Either way, the poor bird. …

What Would They Do With A Phone Or A TV?

I saw something that made me chuckle yesterday. I was coming home from picking up some stuff downtown. As I approached the door of our building, I heard the buzzer pad’s dial tone coming on and off, on and off. I thought “Oh boy, we have some poor souls who don’t know how to work …

Mommy, What’s The Hurry?

I wonder how many times Erica Fay Anderson has robbed a bank. I mean, she managed to rob the bank, then pick up her kids from school. Unfortunately for her, someone described her car and got her plate number, and police were waiting for her when she came home with her little girls. It looks …

Acidface, I Got An Acidface, And It Is Bleeding Bleeding Bleeding Bloody Gone

Well it looks like the charges are starting to come down for Bethany Storro. They’re starting with theft. I’m sure there’ll be more. She seems like she really took advantage of folks, spending some of the money on bills for earlier laser facial peels, dinner for her parents, and clothes. The idea that she has …

A Name Does Not Indicate You’re A Man Of God

The story of Shelby Marwan Heggs wanting to change his name kind of reminds me of this old joke. I understand why a man with a name like Shelby would want to change it. Have you met any other male Shelbys? But why in hell would he want to change it to Saint Jody Almighty …

Unintentional Bee Beard

Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …

Making It Easy For Cops

If you’ve stolen a car, do you think it’s a good idea to drive around with your arm out the window with music pounding? Preston Renninger did, now he’s in jail. I guess it was partly bad timing. Police were taking a report of a stolen car from Sergio Vial. As they were putting the …

Cutting Remarks Should Not Lead To Being Cut

Is it me, or are people’s tempers getting shorter and shorter? I mean, we have the whole food feuds tag full of people snapping over various food items not being available. Now, we know that you shouldn’t tell Dallas Amber Smith that her feet smell, or she might stab you in the back. Seriously. It …

Wanna Influence Some More Ontario Disability-Related Legislation?

Last year, I mentioned the accessible built environment standard. Well, this year, it’s time to give comment on the integrated accessibility regulation. This is the employment, transportation and information and communications standards smushed together into one big fat ol’ standard. Read it and comment by October 16. If that comment link doesn’t work, there should …