I Need A Drink. If Only I Knew What I Wanted. Perhaps A Cup Of Tea

Sometimes things are funny because they’re true, like this video here. Whenever I flip by a new country station or don’t have control of the radio, all I ever seem to hear is what sounds like the same two or three dudes singing the same song about beer, jeans, trucks and gravel roads. And the …

the Following Goofy Sponsorships Are Brought To You By…

Every bit of a sports broadcast is sponsored. Penalty kills, powerplays, calls to the bullpen, the broadcast booth…I’m used to that. But hearing on a Bluebombers game the other day that “Doug Brown’s colour commentary is brought to you buy…,” that was a new one. Caught me off guard so much that I immediately forgot …

That’s Not What Mugshot Means, Sir

It’s been a while since a story not about Donald Trump has made me scream out loud, but dear god, this one sure did. According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, 51-year-old Walter Frymire was arrested after deputies received a call regarding a naked man inside a bathroom at a public park. Sheriff Grady Judd …

In Which I Use Pierre Poilievre To Teach An Important Lesson

I don’t have a clue what Pierre Poilievre looks like, but jesus christ, that voice! Gaaaaah! Every time I hear him talk, there are two thoughts I can’t shake: Even if we agreed on every issue in the world, I’d still want to slap the crap out of him. If you told me a guy …

Some Things I Wrote Down

I thought I was finally starting to get a bit better at the posting thing again, but I’ve hit another wall, it seems. So maybe I’ll try jotting some stuff down and posting it when it feels right. Making myself do this in the usual ways hasn’t worked in years, so maybe this will. It’ll …

Is Somebody Scamming?

It’s crazy enough that this scam worked once, but now it’s worked twice, and on women in the same country, no less! A Japanese octogenarian was swindled out of thousands of dollars after falling in love online with a self-described astronaut who sought her help to avert a spaceship crisis, police said Tuesday. The hapless …

Jimmy Kimmel Is Back On TV. Maybe Miracles Are Real

I think I said everything I had to say about this last week, so I’ll try to keep things short so you can just go ahead and watch the 28 minute video. I’m genuinely surprised that Kimmel got his show back. Given the current refusal of any corporate giant to do the bare ass minimum …