Saving You From Some Trouble On The Internet And Beyond

I haven’t had much to say the last couple days (energy sapping migraines will do that to ya), but I’m starting to feel a bit better so I thought I’d pop in with a couple of helpful links that will hopefully save you some trouble down the line. I have no interest in Facebook whatsoever, …

The Vtech Bullshit Hotline

On all of the Blue Jays radio broadcasts they’ve been plugging this Vtech Bullpen Hotline contest where you can win a VTECH Dect 6.0 Model DS6321-2 dual-handset cordless phone every time the team playing against the Jays goes to their bullpen. Actually they use this stupid wording about “every time the Jays ring up the …

You Don’t Bring Me Flowers, But The Flowers Bring Themselves To Me

Ricky Flowerskinda sorta had the right idea. I’m running from the cops, he thought. So best I scale this here high fence, drop down the other side and run like the wind! Unfortunately for him, he ran into 2 problems. 1. the 30 foot fence he scaled was topped with barbed wire.And2. The drop on …

Excuse Me, Can I Bum A Dollar?

The timeline onthe story of Nicholas Ryan Harrisleaves me with a question, which I’ll get to in a moment. But first, the story. Harris was picked up by police and being booked into jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. As part of the booking process, he …

Smile! You’re On Laptop Camera!

There’s an update, and not a good one, to a story that Carin posted back in February aboutthe Lower Merion School District spying on its students with laptop webcams. After an investigation by both federal and local authorities, it has been determined that criminal intent could not be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, meaning that …

Fallin’ Off The Edge

This is seriously getting beyond ridiculous now.Aerosmith’s Tyler takes tumble in Toronto. Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has fallen off a stage again — this time during a concert Tuesday night at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre. Tyler fell off a walkway after guitarist Joe Perry backed into him, according to the Toronto Sun. They were playing …

H2OOOOOOOOOOO

If you woke up this morning wondering what the kind of fellow who wouldon more than one occasion secretly beat off into a coworker’s water bottlemight look like, then according to police, prosecutors and a DNA test, Michael Kevin Lallana (pictured above) is your answer. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her …

Indecent…Is That One Word Or Two?

Just so you know, whether or not the nice lady is “digging” you,pulling the big guy out of your pants in the waiting room of the Florida State Vocational Rehabilitation Office so she can have a look seeis a bad idea. The female victim was “visibly upset” when the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy arrived …

That’ll Teach Him Boys, I Think He’s Done

Every now and then I get asked why I never go to the movies anymore. I honestly can’t remember the last time I was in a theatre, but I want to say it was all the way back in 2002. The answer I generally give people is that most movies suck and aren’t worth my …