Kings Of Leon’s Label Doesn’t Want Them To Play New Songs On Tour While you’re at it, any way you could convince them not to play the old ones either?
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
That’s Not What I Meant When I Said I Was Thinking About Putting In A Pool Room
Two teenagers from the town of Campbell River, British Columbia, one 17 and one 18, could be facing charges afterpulling another one of those stupid so-called “pranks” that I for the life of me just don’t get. RCMP in Campbell River, B.C., say the pranksters had propped a garbage can containing at least 100 litres …
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Oh Baby, What I Wouldn’t Give For A Beer Right Now
A 24-year-old Massachusetts man is in trouble with the police and hopefully his significant other after he allegedlytried to trade his 3-month-old daughter to a maintenance man in exchange for 2 1.1 litre beers outside of a gas station convenience store while the baby’s mother was inside buying cigarettes. Fortunately, either because he’s a good …
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Gees Charlotte, I Thought We Were Friends
There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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A Friendly Suggestion For The Folks On The Radio End Of The Home Run Derby
I’ve got a novel idea for you guys. Instead of cutting away and interviewing people every 30 seconds, how’s about oh, I dunno, actually calling the fucking home run derby? Seriously, this radio broadcast is god awful to the point where I might be forced to switch to the TV coverage, and we all know …
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You Almost Wouldn’t Know It, But I Really Am Looking Forward To The Home Run Derby
Question. How can anybody take a home run derby seriously when itdoesn’t have Jose Bautista, Adam Dunn and Joey Votto in it?They’re only leading the major leagues in home runs. Forgive me for not being up on my derby history since I’m sure this has happened before, but it’s upsetting me today so I figured …
Romper Room And Friends
Thanks to Toronto Mike, I’m going to have this song in my head all day. Any of you remember watching this when you were little or with your kids when they were growing up? It sucks they don’t make kids shows like this anymore, ones that are actually good and memorable.
That’s The Kind Of Career It’s Been
Photo byconnect2canada.Lloyd Robertson has announced that he’ll beretiring as anchor of the CTV National News next year and that Lisa LaFlamme will be taking over. That’ll be strange. Robertson has held that job longer than I’ve been alive, and his voice has been part of my life for as long as I can remember. When …
Irwin Barker Dies
Sad to hear aboutthe death of Irwin Barker,who died of cancer back on June 21st. As comedians go, he’s a name that a lot of people might not recognize even though many of them have probably seen his work as he wrote for shows including This Hour Has 22 Minutes and The Rick Mercer Report. …