A few of him, actually. And some of him didn’t even bother with the fall out of touch part. Just skipped straight to the “What in the goddamn hell happened to you, dude?” phase somewhere during the pandemic while everybody was distracted. HELLO, WE USED TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOW I’M A TOXIC PRESENCE …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Who Do You Want To Be
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. “Sisters,” he says. “You have all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.” The first nun says, “I want to …
The Virus Said Hello
Looks like Gill has joined the Covid club. Hopefully it’s not too hard on her. On Saturday I got a bit of a headache, but didn’t think much of it because it was hotter than Satan’s shoes after gym class. Yesterday I went for a walk and seemed ok, but felt like maybe I was …
Talking In My Sleep
One thing that’s clear from Gill’s cute little story here is that she makes much more sense in her sleep than Carin does. When I was10-years-old, my dad and I had a backyard camp out. For context, there was plenty of room for the tent as we lived in the country. My dad, whose business …
Will You Kids Stop Sports Entertaining UP There! I Don’t Need You Ending UP In A Local Medical Facility!
Wrestling and wrestler no longer considered ‘dirty words’ in WWE Good god in heaven do I ever hope this is true. WWE does a million stupid things, but the ridiculous attempts to get rid of words like wrestling and wrestler will always be near the top of my list no matter what else ever happens. …
Gates Of India Restaurant
Gill has another restaurant recommendation. If you are looking for something delicious in downtown Hamilton, and you like to try different types of foods, Gates Of India might just be what you are craving. The atmosphere brings two worlds together. You get the feeling of 4-star dining with linen table cloths, but you also get …
I Finally Get It
Even though the words “gigantic, environment destroying pyramid scheme” are nowhere to be found here, this is easily the most sensible and straightforward explanation of cryptocurrency I’ve come across to date. https://twitter.com/avalonpenrose/status/1473753174787772418
They Made Black-And-White TVs Longer Than I Thought
I didn’t expect myself to watch all 12 plus minutes of this, but here I am, having just finished it. It brought back some memories for me. I owned a few of these little TVs in my time. Not these exact ones as I recall although the name Spectra is ringing bells for some reason, …
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Billie Joe Armstrong, Music Playing Kid
Here’s something I didn’t know. When Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day was little, he traveled around singing at retirement homes. Apparently he was liked well enough that when he was five years old, his music teachers helped convince an independent record label to put out one of his songs, Look for Love. Tell me …
That’s Not Even My Dong, Man
Telling the police that you don’t own the shirt or pants or jacket you’re wearing that just so happen to be stuffed with weapons or drugs or whatever is highly suspect, but at least it’s the smallest bit plausible. It might even be true once every couple million times. Trying that with the two bags …