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In general I’m not a big fan of Christmas music(this excluded of course), and listening to Bob Dylan sing(?) Must Be Santa isn’t going to change that much. What it may do, however, is haunt my dreams for a while and perhaps send the odd store clerk or upset shopper on a rampage or two. …
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Scott D. Leonard should take a lesson from Erik Salmons. Quit while you’re ahead. Leonard was having a grand old time at a bar, and then he got a little too tipsy and started throwing darts at other patrons. The bartender said there would be no booze for him, something he did not like to …
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Back in February of 08 I wrote an entry about how dumb the concept of carbon offsetting is.here it is if you’ve never seen it or simply want to relive my amazing rightness. Anyway, it took almost 2 years, butpeople are finally starting to catch on. In 2002 Responsible Travel became one of the first …
Both of these come from the same edition ofthe guelph Tribune,where somebody was either in a hurry or knows something that the rest of us don’t. H1N1 now available to allHmmm…it appears I have a choice to make. do I go for the straight H1N1 or hold out for the vaccine? Full roll-out of H1N1 …
Until today, I had never seen this give us 10 bucks and we’ll give you a piece of the SkyDome Roof commercial from 1989. I know I’ve never seen it because if I had, there’s no way I would have ever forgotten it. Yes,the Dome and its retractable roof were a pretty big deal 20 …
I have no idea what I’m writing about here, I’m just writing for the sake of writing. I guess we’ll see how this turns out…wonder if any of you will bother to read it to the end. I hate my body. Yeah, let’s start there. My body can go to hell. Since Carin has to …
I’ve ranted about this local TV vs. the cable companies business in various posts and comments, so I thought I’d share this short, helpful video made by the Writers Guild of Canada that explains the issues in slightly more detail. Like me, it doesn’t take a side, because like me, it realizes that both sides …
It’s time to throw out another plug for our friend Anton and his theatre group. I’m not sure if we’ll be able to make it down to see this one since it’s right around Christmas and my birthday when things are busy as shit, but if you’re in the area or feel like making the …
Whatever you do, don’t take dating or theft tips from the aptly named though slightly misspelledTerrance Patrick O’Toole,because he doesn’t seem to be good at either one. The most recent incident occurred Thursday at a mobile home in the 2000 block of Oak Road in Cedar Creek Township, police said. The female victim said she …
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There are a lot of ways to find someone to have sex with you, but generally speaking, calling 911 5 times to ask if somebody will because 911 is a free call and your cell phone is out of minutes so you can’t call anywhere else isn’t one of them. Hopefully whoever winds up dropping …
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