Getting Off In Any Way Possible

A Bulgarian man has avoided prosecution and possible jail time because he isno longer a Bulgarian man. Sretko Ickov, who was arrested last year and charged with theft before being released on bail, had a sex change operation during the time he was out of police custody awaiting his day in court. When he, excuse …

Good Thing They Said Something

If you’ve been visiting this place for a while, you probably know how much I love strange product labels. Well, somebody sent me a whole pile of them today so I thought I’d share the good ones that aren’t already here on the site. Some of these are completely insane. Liquid PlummerWarning: Do not reuse …

Speaking Of Saying Things The Wrong Way…

I just said something completely stupid. I knew it was stupid before the words had even left my mouth, but as happens to all of us sometimes, I said it anyway. Dont’ ask me why, because I have no good answer other than I’m human and humans do that sort of thing now and then. …

Me Talk Good, For Serious

First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …

Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology

Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for …

Somebody Needs To Be Fired

Remember last month when I posted about all of thehilarious production mistakeson the NWA Virginia Action Zone? Well, apparently Rick OBrien and company don’t, because I’ve got a few more for you. I’ll probably keep doing this as I see them because to be honest, it’s fun to laugh at other people’s shortcomings, especially when …

Things The Internet Can Teach Us All

1. When the cops pull you over and ask you to get out of your car,telling them off and then badmouthing them to the person on the other end of your phone probably isn’t the wisest choice you could make. 2. If you start a website thatallows people to translate phrases into multiple languages and …

These Are So Accurate

Since these made me laugh and because there’s nothing wrong with a little hostility every now and then, enjoy these horoscopes that landed in my email today. Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because …