I just said something completely stupid. I knew it was stupid before the words had even left my mouth, but as happens to all of us sometimes, I said it anyway. Dont’ ask me why, because I have no good answer other than I’m human and humans do that sort of thing now and then. …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Me Talk Good, For Serious
First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …
Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology
Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for …
Ipods
I just read this article over on Inside pulse and thought I’d link it here because it does a really great job of touching on a couple of things that I think about a lot. One of them is the idea that everybody’s life has its own musical soundtrack whether we realize it or not, …
Somebody Needs To Be Fired
Remember last month when I posted about all of thehilarious production mistakeson the NWA Virginia Action Zone? Well, apparently Rick OBrien and company don’t, because I’ve got a few more for you. I’ll probably keep doing this as I see them because to be honest, it’s fun to laugh at other people’s shortcomings, especially when …
Tough Questions
People have been sending me some good stuff lately, so here’s more of it. The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is prettier than me?5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so …
Things The Internet Can Teach Us All
1. When the cops pull you over and ask you to get out of your car,telling them off and then badmouthing them to the person on the other end of your phone probably isn’t the wisest choice you could make. 2. If you start a website thatallows people to translate phrases into multiple languages and …
These Are So Accurate
Since these made me laugh and because there’s nothing wrong with a little hostility every now and then, enjoy these horoscopes that landed in my email today. Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because …
Most Of This Stuff Is Still Better Than A Lot Of What’s On Radio Right Now
If you’ve ever wondered what it would sound like if Andy Griffith sang House of the Rising Sun, if you’ve never had the chance to experience the pure awesomeness that is Leonard Nimoy belting out Proud Mary, or even if you’ve just plain never had the misfortune of hearing what Yoko Ono sounds like, then …
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You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Your…Initials?
Until today, I thought that I had either experienced or heard about every kind of telemarketing stupidity there was. But as it turns out, I was wrong, very very wrong. Let me set the scene for you. I’m sitting at the computer, trying to get a little work done, when suddenly the phone rings. I …
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