I was in a department store yesterday when I saw what could possibly be the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Somehow I ended up looking at women’s underwear, [don’t worry, I was with a woman at the time, I ain’t no pervert or nothin’,] when I saw them sitting there. For …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Your Stupid Joke Of The Day
Two drunks are driving down the road. The first drunk looks over at the other drunk and says, “I think we are getting closer to downtown.” The second drunk says, “How can you tell?” The first drunk says “We’re hitting more and more people.”
Oops
Remember those slow times I posted about about a month back? Well, count the last 4 days or so as one of them. I’ll try to get something up here tomorrow night once I’m back home or maybe even later on tonight if time permits and I decide to still be awake when RAW is …
Truth Is Dumber Than Fiction
Just when I think I’ve seen the stupidest thing I could possibly see, somebody comes along and tops it. Ok, this story actually more than tops it. It not only takes the cake, I think it baked the fucking thing. I can’t remember which town this happened in but honestly it’s not that important to …
Relationship Tip
One of the most common argument starters in any relationship is the toilet seat. A large majority of men have a tendency to leave the seat up when they’re finished, seeing no reason for putting it down. For obvious reasons this causes women many headaches and upsets them quite a bit and rightfully so. But …
Everything Works Again
If you were here earlier and tried to comment on something but the comment boards wouldn’t let you, the problem, whatever it was, seems to be fixed now. It was something to do with the commenting host and it went away on it’s own without us having to do anything. This is good because I’d …
Flawed Logic
A group called The Kaiser Family Foundation has just published a study on junk food addiction and childhood obesity and their findings are in a word, stupid. The study finds that a large part of why kids are so addicted to junk food and getting so fat is that their are more commercials for candy …
Irony At It’s Finest
If you ever find yourself needing to define irony for somebody, forget the dictionary and just point them here. It seems that Eminem has filed a nice hefty lawsuit against Apple Computer, specifically Apple’s iTunes music download service for of all things, get this, copyright infringement. Acording to Em and his music publishing company Eight …
Oh My God But This Is Funny!
If you’re a fan of wrestling, laughing, or both then you have to click this link, no excuses. It seems that in the 1980’s somebody got the brilliant idea of making a porno movie based around wrestling. And now, the folks over atWrestle Craphave done an absolutely hilarious write-up on it. Make sure you’ve got …
You Ask, I Answer
It’s Monday once again and that means only one thing. Ok, so it probably means a whole pile of things, but one of those things is that it’s Tone Deaf day so in that spirit,here it is. This week I’m answering the questions and such that a few people helpfully tossed my way. So if …