I wonder if Betty Burden is the same lady who could walk a straight line in heels while drunk off her ass. It’s either that, or she’s just plain lucky. I’m leaning towards column B. Burden managed to drive a bus full of kids to their destinations while having 3 times the legal limit of …
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Supper Soaker
Wow, police and jail officials don’t just have to worry about warding off well-used and bloody female sanitary napkins. Now breast milk has been used as a weapon. Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication. As she was changing into a prison uniform, she decided to squirt breast milk in the face of the deputy …
I Drink Alone. Yeah, With Nobody Else. And You Know When I Drink Alone, I Prefer That My Van Be Ablaze
Here’s a bit of free legal advice. If the police haul you in on suspicion of driving under the influence, it is generally a good idea to hire a lawyer and fight as best you can. However, if the vehicle you were cruising around in when the police hauled you in on suspicion of driving …
Here Comes The Bride…At You With Her Car!
Ooo! a disastrous wedding! Haven’t had one of those in a while. Marissa Putignano-Keene and Timothy Keene sound like quite the pair. Perhaps they’re a perfect match for each other. Too bad they had to spend the first night of their honeymoon in jail. I had two thoughts. Don’t mess with the bride. She tried …
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Definitely Hosed
You have to be a special kind of drunk to drive around with a missing wheel, or a gasoline hose still dangling from the tank. But that’s what these two drunk drivers did. How does one lose a wheel? That is never explained.
Next Time, Just Use The Cane To Lean On
The part of this article about Toni Price has me asking more questions than finding answers. The story goes that Toni Price was upset that her kid had been spat at while at school. So, her solution was to drink a 40-ouncer of colt 45 and head to her daughter’s elementary school armed with a …
Talk About Your Eviction Notice
Gees! I think Jimmie Lamar Richardson should choose a new line of work. The job of being a landlord is getting to him. It has to be if he would beat a tenant to death for locking himself out of his apartment. The story goes that Richard Bohannon got a little drunk and forgot his …
Don’t Drink And Shoplift
Hmmm. Well, that didn’t go so well. A dude stole some cough drops and a bottle of Schnapps from a store and ran out. He ran and hid, only he hid in the police station. It didn’t take long before he was found, and he was already drunk.
I’m Your Venus
Speaking as a man, I must say that it’s always nice when I can put women in a post like this. It really shows that as much as we like to spend time pointing out our differences, deep down we’re all the same. The exact, batshit crazy same. Venus Lewisis facing 3 counts of lewd …
Hot On The Trail…Mix Of A Good Story
And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …