Fred Campbell may not be seeing much of his grandson now after driving along with the little guy in one hand and a beer in the other. He’s lucky he got caught before there was an accident. It sounds like he couldn’t even stand on one foot, much less drive a car. But it sounds …
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Steve And I Go Audio
Steve and I were feeling silly and inspired, so we decided to do something new. I’m not sure if this is a success or a failure, I guess whoever dares to go exploring will tell us. Because Ro got all cute and made me a happy birthday YouTube video, we decided to make a recording …
He Was Definitely Under The Influence…
It’s obvious what was ruling Robert J. Kiesel when he had this car accident. Booze! I mean look at him. While drunk, he crashed his car into a liquor truck which was parked outside a wine store. Dude, you don’t need any more booze, I think you’ve had enough. Thanks for the story, Ann.
Mr. Safety’s Pint Glass
My first reaction to this story was “Oh no, here goes the UK again.” Then I softened a bit, and then one line stood out for me. So the story is that the UK has developed a safer beer glass. Safer? Well, more shatter-proof. Ok, I can deal with that. People like to smash beer …
Too Much Evil At Once
I don’t know what it is about the news right now, but I saw 3 particularly evil stories all in one day. It needs to stop. First up, we have the story of Ali Kimia, a man with the words “Why try” tattooed on his head. He sure did try…to kill the man he carjacked. …
He Was Acting Like A Dog, He’s Where He Belongs
Oh my my my. That’s quite the arrest report on now ex-sheriff’s deputy Samuel Bledsoe. Something tells me he won’t have any luck getting his job back. I guess he was driving somewhere with his father-in-law, and they decided to have some drinks. Obviously both he and his father in law had too much, judging …
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No Fair, It Can’t Duck Duck
I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …
Superouch
Somebody help me to understand what this man hoped would happen. An unnamed 62-year-old man holds a sledding party every year, and always does crazy things. This year, the crazy thing was strapping an improvised rocket to his back and then taking off with a sled. I guess he thought he would fly. Instead, he …
I Think She’s Missing A Lobe
Maybe Christine Yvette Lobe should run off with Joshua Alger. They should just put their kids in more capable hands, and not make any more. It takes a special kind of person to leave her toddler at home alone, and wheel her one-year-old into a bar in a stroller, after already getting drunk. Thankfully the …
Badda, Ba, Ba, Ba, I’m Passin’ Out
What a dad Joshua Alger is. He passed out drunk in a McDonald’s children’s play area at 4 in the goddamn afternoon while his kids played. We don’t know how pop and the little ones got there. Then, when police found out he has a warrant for his arrest and called mommy dearest to pick …