This is a story from a few months back, but still, what a glorious way to kick off 2010’s humpings! For Adam Michael Kelly, celebrating the end of his football league season by getting right wasted with his teammates just wasn’t enough. He needed more, he needed some love. So the 25-year-old went out looking …
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When On The Range, It’s Good To Know Where Home Is
Derrick Thomas Alger needs to cut back on the booze just a touch. I have a feeling, if he wasn’t drunk, he wouldn’t be wandering around in shorts and a cowboy hat and boots threatening cabbies with guns, coming into the wrong house, and then threatening to kill the family’s dog…and then asking who the …
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Don’t Make Me Turn This Car Around…And Drive It To The Police Station
Here’s a lesson a couple of 9-year-olds won’t forget. They didn’t like how their dad was singing in the car, so they started pulling his hair and punching his neck. So…he drove into the police station and had an officer tell them why they shouldn’t distract a driver. Great stuff. This reminds me of an …
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I Never Thought Of A Broom Closet As Comfy.
That’s a lot of drinking. Some girl got drunk in a bar, passed out in a broom closet and didn’t wake up until the bar closed. When she did, she wandered around the bar and set off lots of silent alarms before calling a friend to come pick her up because she couldn’t find her …
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Well, She’s Probably One Now
Recently arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief was 22-year-oldCamaree N. Fellonwho, I should add, sounds like a doll. Before following in her own vehicle, Fellon allegedly caused a significant amount of damage to her boyfriend’s home by shooting the pistol into the wall, breaking out several windows, …
There’s Always Room For J E L L Y…Fish
There’s really not a whole lot to this story. Keith Edward Marriottwas just out having some fun, provided fun is getting hammered, repeatedly pretending to drown and throwing jellyfish on teenagers. You know, just a regular day at the office. The main reason I’m posting this is because I have a couple questions. 1. when …
2009 Darwin Awards!
If there’s anything that’ll make me break the I’m not going to post for a little while so I can rest my brain promise I made to myself earlier this week, it’s the annual Darwin Awards. I got the release this morning, so here they are for your enjoyment. // 2009 Darwin Award WINNERS Announced …
I Bet This Marriage Will Be Short
To the bride to be of Jordan Iddings: By the sounds of what’s written here and in this more detailed account, you are so in for a life of pain, misery and worry. Way to choose a husband. During the course of his bachelor party, this guy groped a woman, and then when she slapped …
You’re A Drunk One, Mr. Grinchlet
While this story makes me very sad because of its circumstances, the image of a 4-year-old boy in a brown dress drinking a beer and stealing Christmas presents from neighbours can’t help make me cackle and howl. The poor little guy is messed up something fierce. His dad’s in jail, his mom is getting a …
Ho Ho Hold Back On The Booze There, Buddy.
It would be pretty weird to find a drunken Santa in your backyard. Thomas Arnold was looking for his reindeer on his way home from a party. He found a yard, some little girls, and eventually, a police cruiser.