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Wow. Amazing. We’ve had people go to the wrong house while drunk, but I’ve never heard of someone mistaking a CHP station for a food store. But he was in a special state when he got out of his car and started asking a cop for a sandwich. I couldn’t do a better job than …
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I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …
Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …
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We always hear about the deep-fried things at Texas State Fair. Here are this year’s finalists in the Big Tex Choice fried food awards contest. Some of these don’t sound half bad. Some of them sound positively blech. Deep Fried S’mores Pop•Tart – Pop•Tart with a sensational chocolate, peanut butter, s’mores flavor is lightly battered …
Ok. First we had Nicholas my ass is an ATM Harris, and now we have Elizabeth my crotch is a pill-dispenser Progris. These two cases are so similar that I have to wonder if the two people knew each other. Before being booked, Progris told investigators she had nothing illegal or not allowed in jail …
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The timeline onthe story of Nicholas Ryan Harrisleaves me with a question, which I’ll get to in a moment. But first, the story. Harris was picked up by police and being booked into jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. As part of the booking process, he …
Some children’s music is still fun to listen to when you’re grown up. There’s still something cool about Raffi, for example. But the other day, I got to hear something I used to listen to when I was a kid, and…blech! I don’t know how I even listened to it back then. I’d like to …
If you woke up this morning wondering what the kind of fellow who wouldon more than one occasion secretly beat off into a coworker’s water bottlemight look like, then according to police, prosecutors and a DNA test, Michael Kevin Lallana (pictured above) is your answer. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her …
Robert Stephen Smith sounds like he’ll have quite a lot of convincing to do before a judge will believe nothing was going on. The story goes that someone working near an ice cream shop saw Smith with his pants down, havin’ a grand old time. So, he called 911. A sergeant who was on his …
Remember Michael I like to squirt women with semen Edwards? Well, it looks like he’s been at this for a while. Really not much to this, except there have been a few more victims found. Eeewwww. Just eeewww.