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I read the story of a HAZMAT team being sent because of a huge container of rotting mayonaise, and immediately thought of Steve’s post about cleaning out the fridge and finding that turkey gone wrong. Just imagine if we’d left the turkey for much longer. The story goes that two people were inspecting an empty …
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Ug. The thought of 32 naked people riding a rollercoaster sounds positively eeewww. Can you imagine what happens when men go upside-down and their balls are flappin’ in the wind? Yuck! There was one gross thing that one guy said. “I’m not nervous about being naked in front of people, I’m not nervous on rollercoasters. …
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Why would you steal dirty diapers? An even better question is why would you want to wear dirty diapers? I mean, it’s weird enough when people like to wear diapers, but dirty ones? Yuck. But I guess that’s a question only Dillon Makuski can answer for us.
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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If this went down the way Anne-Marie Gray says it did, then she should sue ’em, and sue ’em good. The story goes that Gray had worked for ESPN basically since it started, and had had no reprimands. Then she developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause some pretty sudden diarrhea. That can get even …
If you’re in Toronto, decide to take out some money at an ATM and suddenly find yourself squirted with poop, and surrounded by men who want to help you clean it up, do not let them help you. It’s a trick to let them hold your purse while you clean yourself off…and then they take …
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Ug! I did think about making a float, ya know, with pop and ice cream, but after reading this story of something else floating in a kid’s soda, that craving is gone. It ran for the hills, calling for mamma. What in hell would possess someone to crap in someone’s soda? And that’s a strange …
I don’t think I can speak. I’m just going to let the article do the talking. School Bus feces: School bus driver fired after being caught relieving herself on bus You understand why I’m speechless now? Neighbors first showed FOX6 where the driver allegedly was dropping off bags filled with her own waste. It was …
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In Canada, this coming weekend is a long holiday one, and you know what that means. Beer, and hopefully lots of it. But if you’re sick of the same old brew and want something different, here are a few you may not have tried, which may or may not be a good thing. Pizza Beer …
Um, eeewwww. What kind of deranged freak digs up a corpse and takes a foot…just because he wanted it? Then he was just walkin’ out of the cemetery, lum dee dum, with the foot in a bag. Somebody saw it, why some other poor soul was around the cemetery at 3 in the morning I …
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