Eeewww eeewww eeewww! Ok, now that I have that out of the way, I can tell the story. Michael Wayne Edwards is a sick and twisted man. He apparently stood behind a woman in a supermarket line, staring at her. Then, he followed her out of the store and sprayed human semen from a plastic …
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Trixie Gets A Novel
I don’t think Trix has gotten a post all to herself in a while. I think she’s due. I always knew that she responded to different people in different ways, but I’ve noticed something else. Among the people she loves, even they get different kinds of affection. There’s me. I get the dancing around me, …
This Could Even Hurt Dogs’ Ears
After hearing Mamma Will Bark by Frank Sinatra, I feel like my brains got shaken up like a milkshake. I showed this to Steve, and he said he had never heard this horrible song, and we needed more information on this attrocity. There’s his answer. Ug. That’s just gross. It’s like the worst version of …
The Driver On The Bus Goes Blech Blech Blech, All Through The Ditch
The story of a bus driver leaning out of a moving school bus to vomit and then falling out of said bus is hilarious, but I can’t decide if I want to believe it or not. I want to believe it happened because I would have loved to have seen the driver fall out of …
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That’s Not A Toilet Brush!
Eeewww! Just, eeewww! I guess Justin Novack was living on his own, and his mom came over. She said the bathroom hadn’t been cleaned in two months, so she cleaned it for him…with his toothbrush! Then she put his toothbrush back in the holder. He found feces on it, and that’s when he called police. …
I Could Use Somebody…To Help Me Get This Bird Shit Out Of My Yap
WhenBarbmessaged me about this yesterday, it brought even more joy to what had already been a fine day. Thank you Barb, and more importantly, thank you, pigeons! Kings of Leon’s Friday show at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in St. Louisended after just 3 songs thanks to what can only be described as a literal shitstorm. …
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I Came Upon A Roadkill Beer?
Ug. Would you drink beer served up in a taxidermied up squirrel or stoat? No, they’re not killing the fuzzy things just to use as beer bottles. They were roadkill anyway. If you have that kind of money to throw away, you can knock yourself out, and Brewdog will happily take your 500-700 pounds. *Shiver*.
Peanut Butter Sandwich, Made For Bear?
I shouldn’t laugh at this, because when you think about it long and hard, it’s not one bit funny. But forgive me. I’m sitting up late, wrestling a new set of maps into my Trekker, so I think my threshold for hilarious is down a bit from its usual spot. Here’s a message for anyone …
Joke’s Over
Raquel McGrath sounds like a real winner, who is insuring that her son is headed for trouble. The story goes that her son Steven Avalos put together a nasty gift bag for a local baseball club president full of obscene messages, KY jelly, and other things that he wasn’t sure of, and left it on …
Some Weird Ads For Ya
It’s time once again for an episode of what the hell is up with these commercials? This one took us a while to put together, and it has less in it. There’s been this ad campaign pushing Ontario as the place to be. I think it started when we moved into this apartment, because I …