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For what it’s worth and because there are always at least 2 sides to every story, here’s a little more on Matthew Clemmens, the fellow who threw up on the 11-year-old daughter of a police officer during an incident at a Phillies game. According to his uncle Dave, Clemmens was not drunk and did not …
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Eeewww. Can you imagine arresting someone who was just walkin’ around with an anal vibrator inside him? Gross! It all started because they noticed something on him that they thought was meth. So they arrested and searched him, and noticed a wire leading from some kind of on-off switch to, um, his ass. They were …
I think the most I saw at a ballgame in terms of disorderly conduct was a dude mooning someone. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone deliberately throw up on a kid. Yeah, the kid was 11. That says something about the deliberate puker, Matthew R. Clemmens. And to Mr. Clemmens, I say ha ha …
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So, we have established from this story that Steven Andrew Plank is a screwed up man. I mean, who throws urine on his dad for cooking potatos on the stove? Where else would one cook potatos? Not only did he throw his dad’s own piss on him, but he threw the potatos on him! Gees! …
I wonder what, besides alcohol, compelled Donald Wolfe to try and resuscitate a dead possum. I love the following quote. Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.” I wonder if he was trying to make up for Kevin A. Temple’s drunken …
Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too …
What kind of weirdo would walk up behind girls and piss on their legs? I guess Nintikuma Patel would. How disgusting! And am I the only one who finds it amusing that somewhere, there’s a “Vroom Street?” Vroom vroom vroom down vroom street.
My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …
Barb keeps saying we need a really fat people tag…and I’m starting to think she’s right. Just look at the story of Donna Simpson. She is *trying* to reach 1000 pounds. She is trying! She says the weight isn’t impacting her health, even though in the next breath she admits needing a mobility scooter and …
Wow, police and jail officials don’t just have to worry about warding off well-used and bloody female sanitary napkins. Now breast milk has been used as a weapon. Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication. As she was changing into a prison uniform, she decided to squirt breast milk in the face of the deputy …